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Pammon: Sister? Just get on with the story.
The Devil's Sister: righty-o!
Pammon: I don't know her…
The Devil's Sister: Although I think you already know this: I don't own 'All Star' or Animorphs. If I did I wouldn't be posting my stories on the Internet. Rather, they'd be available at the nearest bookstore.
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Animorphs
A parody of the song 'All Star' by Smashmouth
Elfangor once told us,
"The world is in danger,
Aliens are on the attack"
Our job is not real fun,
Although so far we've always won,
Yeerks are really hard to detach.
Well, Jake is our leader
And Ax calls him a prince,
Marco makes jokes
And Rachel's hated him since
Cassie's sweet, and really nice,
Tobias is a hawk and eats voles and mice.
So much to do! So much to win!
We're birds that fly and fish that swim.
You'll never know if you aren't us,
You really don't want to be us.
*Chorus*
Hey now, you're an Animorph,
Get out there, morph, fight!
Hey now, you're a Yeerk,
Infest, get fried.
And how come we have this war?
If we had our way we'd say,
"No more"
Earth is a great place,
If you remove the sharing!
The Yeerks kill everything,
Without even caring.
This war we fight?
It's really inane.
As Marco says:
We're all insane
We're all on fire!
They are too,
At least we're not bored,
There's always a lot to do.
*Chorus*
Hey now, you're an Animorph,
Get out there, morph, fight!
Hey now, you're a Yeerk,
Infest, get fried.
And how come we have this war?
If we had our way we'd say,
"No more"
*music intro*
*Chorus*
Hey now, you're an Animorph,
Get out there, morph, fight!
Hey now, you're a Yeerk,
Infest, get fried.
And how come we have this war?
If we had our way we'd say,
"No more"
There once was another,
His name? It was David.
He said, "I'll take you all any day"
We said "guess what? We've been here for a while"
And in the end we won by a mile,
And he didn't have much more to say…
Well, Jake is our leader,
And Ax calls him a prince.
Marco makes jokes,
And Rachel's hated him since.
Cassie's sweet and really nice,
Tobias is a hawk and eats voles and mice.
So much to do! So much to win!
We're birds that fly and fish that swim.
You'll never know if you aren't us,
You really don't want to be us.
*Chorus*
Hey now, you're an Animorph,
Get out there, morph, fight!
Hey now, you're a Yeerk,
Infest, get fried.
And how come we have this war?
If we had our way we'd say,
"No more"
If we had our way we'd say,
"No more"
Pammon: Sister? Just get on with the story.
The Devil's Sister: righty-o!
Pammon: I don't know her…
The Devil's Sister: Although I think you already know this: I don't own 'All Star' or Animorphs. If I did I wouldn't be posting my stories on the Internet. Rather, they'd be available at the nearest bookstore.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Animorphs
A parody of the song 'All Star' by Smashmouth
Elfangor once told us,
"The world is in danger,
Aliens are on the attack"
Our job is not real fun,
Although so far we've always won,
Yeerks are really hard to detach.
Well, Jake is our leader
And Ax calls him a prince,
Marco makes jokes
And Rachel's hated him since
Cassie's sweet, and really nice,
Tobias is a hawk and eats voles and mice.
So much to do! So much to win!
We're birds that fly and fish that swim.
You'll never know if you aren't us,
You really don't want to be us.
*Chorus*
Hey now, you're an Animorph,
Get out there, morph, fight!
Hey now, you're a Yeerk,
Infest, get fried.
And how come we have this war?
If we had our way we'd say,
"No more"
Earth is a great place,
If you remove the sharing!
The Yeerks kill everything,
Without even caring.
This war we fight?
It's really inane.
As Marco says:
We're all insane
We're all on fire!
They are too,
At least we're not bored,
There's always a lot to do.
*Chorus*
Hey now, you're an Animorph,
Get out there, morph, fight!
Hey now, you're a Yeerk,
Infest, get fried.
And how come we have this war?
If we had our way we'd say,
"No more"
*music intro*
*Chorus*
Hey now, you're an Animorph,
Get out there, morph, fight!
Hey now, you're a Yeerk,
Infest, get fried.
And how come we have this war?
If we had our way we'd say,
"No more"
There once was another,
His name? It was David.
He said, "I'll take you all any day"
We said "guess what? We've been here for a while"
And in the end we won by a mile,
And he didn't have much more to say…
Well, Jake is our leader,
And Ax calls him a prince.
Marco makes jokes,
And Rachel's hated him since.
Cassie's sweet and really nice,
Tobias is a hawk and eats voles and mice.
So much to do! So much to win!
We're birds that fly and fish that swim.
You'll never know if you aren't us,
You really don't want to be us.
*Chorus*
Hey now, you're an Animorph,
Get out there, morph, fight!
Hey now, you're a Yeerk,
Infest, get fried.
And how come we have this war?
If we had our way we'd say,
"No more"
If we had our way we'd say,
"No more"