Superhero Movie (The 9 fanfic version)
I do not own superhero movie or 9. So, yeah. Don't sue. Thanks.
9's POV
Do you really want to know who I am? Okay, but my story's not for the faint of heart.
"Stop!" I screamed. "Let me in!" The army helmet lifted up to let me in, but hit me over the head by mistake. After falling to the ground about three times, I finally got in.
But, like every story worth telling, mine's about a girl. An ugly looking stitchpunk girl turned around. She had a uni-stitch brow. Not that girl. Another one looked at me. She looked more like a guy dressed as a girl. I'm not even sure that is a girl. No, I'm talking about this girl. 7. A pretty looking stitchpunk was walking with her boyfriend problem is, she doesn't know I exist.
"9! Hey, 9! I got your seat right here!" I heard my friend 5 call to me.
"Hey 9, what's up?"
"Hi 5." I replied.
I stared at 7 while 5 tried to talk to me. He snapped me back to reality.
"Dude, you need to forget about 7. She's not even looking at you."
"I know, I've just been crushing on her for so long."
"She's in the popular group. And everyone knows no popular will ever leave their group."
"Come on, that group stuff isn't real." I said.
"Yes it is!" 5 defended. "Look, you got your jocks, your nerds, your emos, your band geeks, the scar face society, the sex offenders, and also your 9 punchers."
"9 punchers?" I queried. A huge punch to my face followed.
"Yeah, they're new." 5 explained. "Don't worry. The two of us are a group of our own. Just us two." Then 5 punched me in the face. "Am I in guys?" he asked the 9 punchers.
"No!" one of them hollered. 5 looked disappointed.
"Just you and me, 9. Wanna see something raunchy I found on the internet? Here, just don't tell anyone, okay?"