A/N: Well, the first was such a hit ... I just ... oh, just read it and die laughing, alright?
Merry Christmas, luves!
Deck the halls with SG-1,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Look, Teal'c's armor weighs a ton,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Come we now, in Sam's new Mustang,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
All the Sergeants are combusting,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Snap salutes, Hammond's before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Stop O'Neill from making a ruckus,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Janet Frasier's out for blood,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Dial home all covered in mud,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Fight Goa'uld, protect the masses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While Sam plays with toxic gases,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Trouble seeks out SG-1,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
While we have some Yuletide fun,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
