Camp Griffin Christmas special
I don't own the Camp Lazlo & Family Guy characters. I only own Patsy's cousins, and other fan created characters and the Geoffery character is owned by NBC. The Lakers, Bulls, & other teams are owned by the NBA, and guest stars own themselves.
It was a cold, & snowy day at Camp Griffin. Some of the campers were playing winter games outside. Lazlo, Raj, & Clam was playing war with snowballs. "Take that, bin Laden!" Lazlo said as he threw a big snowball at Raj. "Curses! I'll get you, you non Islamic son of a bitch!" Raj teased as he threw a loaded snowball at Lazlo. "Down with al-Qaeda!" Clam shouted happily as he poured a tub of snowballs on them. "Hey! You're cheating!" Lazlo laughed. "Down with bin Laden!" Clam said. Just then a snowball hit Lazlo. It knocked him unconcious. He woke up five minutes later to see Edward laughing at him. "Ha! Ha! You just got pwned motherfucka! Ha! Ha!" "W-What was in that snowball?" Lazlo asked. "It was cement, some rocks, and a brick." then Edward looked around. "Hey, where's your two bitches?" "You mean Raj & Clam? They're over there." Lazlo pointed out. "No you ass! I mean, your two mongooses." Edward sniffed. "You mean Patsy & Penny. I don't know. I haven't seen them since this morning. Don't be calling them 'bitches'. Just because you don't have a girl, doesn't mean that you can disrespect them!" Lazlo sniffed. "Why are you standing up for them?" Edward teased. "Do you love them?" Now everybody at camp knows that Lazlo loves Patsy & Penny to death, and everybody except Edward, knows that things are getting serious between the three of them. "Yes, I do. And if you speak badily about them again, I'll drop kick your beaver tail ass back to the Bronx!" Lazlo shouted. Everybody stopped what they were doing to look at Lazlo. "What?!" he hissed. They quickly went back to their activities. Lazlo, Raj, & Clam walked away. Edward was thinking to himself. "God! I haven't seen that monkey so mad, since the time I made him hold his pee for a whole day."
(Flashback)
Lazlo was big & bloated. He had to use the bathroom. Edward was nearby drinking some soda.
Lazlo: E-E-Edward. D-Do you have t-t-to drink that s-s-s-soda?
Edward: Yes, Lazlo. I'm thirsty!
Then Edward slipped his straw very slowily. This went on for thirty minutes.
Lazlo:(cross) THAT'S IT! I'M TIRED OF HOLDING MY PEE! I'M GONNA GO PEE IN YOUR BED!
Edward: Hey, hey! What are you gonna do?
Lazlo: I'm gonna pee in your cabin! Duh!
Edwards runs after Lazlo.
Edward: Lazlo, wait! Go pee in Chip & Skip's beds. They like sleeping in piss!
Lazlo: Oh, go fuck yourself!
Then Lazlo knocked Edward square in the mouth, knocking out sereval teeth.
(End Flashback)
Meanwhile at her cabin, Pasty & Penny was watching TV. They were underneath a couple of covers. "Damn, it's sure is cold today." Patsy said. "It's not as cold as the winters we have back at Detroit. The winters there are brutal!" Penny said. "Probably because you're near the great lakes." Patsy added. "Yeah. Those fuckin' lakes always gives us alot of snow." Penny sniffed. "Yeah, that 'lake effect' shit!" Pasty said. Penny got up from the bed. "Patsy, can I use your laptop?" "Sure." Patsy said. "Just let me unlock it first." After Patsy got her laptop, Penny started to type quickly. "Penny, what are you looking for?" Patsy asked her. "I'm lookin' for a Christmas present for Lazlo." Penny repliled. "Okay then. I'll leave you be. I'll just go and see what Lazlo's doing." Patsy said as she was putting on her coat.
At the lodge, Raj & Clam was playing pool with Peter, while Lazlo was watching. Peter, of course was trying to cheat. "Hey Raj. What's that over there?" Peter pointed out. "What's over there?" Raj said. Peter shot all the balls. "I don't see anything, Scoutmaster Griffin!" Raj sniffed. He turned around to see all the balls gone, and Peter laughing. "Sucker!" he teased. "Sometimes, I don't know why I even bother playing pool. I suck at it." Raj moaned. "Sucky pool player!" Clam said stupidly. "Hee! Hee! Hee! Even the little lizard agrees!" Peter teased. "Well, this game's over." Lazlo muttered. "I think, I'll go hang up some Christmas decorations." "Hi Lazlo." said a feminie voice. Lazlo turned to see Patsy. "Hi Patsy. Do you want to hang Christmas decorations in my cabin?" he asked her. "Of course, sweetie. I love to!" Patsy smiled. "Where's Penny?" Lazlo asked worriedly. "S-She's busy on my laptop, doing work." Patsy said. "Come on Lazlo. Those decorations aren't going to hang themselves."
Back at his cabin, Lazlo was on a ladder hanging up the decorations, while Patsy handed them to him. "I wonder if Mr. Griffin's gonna let us go to the mall and buy Christmas presents?" Patsy wondered outloud. "I hope so Patsy." Lazlo said. "I want to give you & Penny special gifts." "Oh Lazlo. That's so sweet." Patsy said as she blushed a bit. "I wonder if anybody else are hanging decorations?" Lazlo said as he hung up more decorations. "Probably." Patsy said. "I've heard Edward is gonna celebrate Hanukkah this year, and Cleveland is gonna celebrate Kwanzaa." "I never known Edward to be Jewish." Lazlo said. "Lazlo, you've been knowing Edward for years, and you didn't even know about his faith?" Patsy asked. "I did wonder why he wasn't eating pork anymore." Lazlo muttered. "Who cares? I hope things at Christmas run smoothly." "I hope so too, Lazlo. Especially what happened at Thanksgiving." Patsy muttered.
(Flashback)
All of the campers were at the main table at the lodge. Some of them were watching the football game on the TV. Peter sat at the head-end of the table. He was drinking wine.
Peter:(a little bit drunk) M-Ms. Smiles, can you bring the turkey?
Patsy: Sure, sir.
Patsy went into the kitchen. When she got to the kitchen, she was in for a shock of her life.
Patsy:(amazed) What the fuck!
She saw Quagmire had his dick inside of the turkey. Quagmire quickly looked up.
Quagmire:(embarassed) Uh, it's not what it looks like, Patsy!
Gretchen walked in.
Gretchen: Hey, Patsy! What's taking so long? I'm starving...
She looks at Quagmire.
Gretchen:(blushing) Oh! N-No wonder you're taking so long. Quaggie's havin' sex with the bird.
She walks closer to Quagmire.
Gretchen: Don't be wasting all your strength on the turkey. Waste all your strength on me!! Giggity!
Quagmire:(throws turkey away) Okay! Let's go have sex! Giggity! Giggity!
Patsy:(slaps her head) Oh for the love of god!
(End Flashback)
"I remember that day, Patsy." Lazlo said. "The fried chicken that you & Penny made was delicious." Patsy giggled. "Thanks Lazlo." Then Patsy pulled some mistletoe out, and held it above her head. "Oh Lazlo. Guess what I got?" Lazlo turned to see her holding the mistletoe. "I think you know what to do." Patsy said in a sexy voice. Lazlo nodded, and he dipped her back and gave her a passionate kiss. "Did you enjoy that?" Lazlo asked her. Patsy giggled & blushed a bit. "Perfect answer." Lazlo thought to himself. All of the decorations were up. "Thanks for helping me putting up the decorations, Patsy." Lazlo said. "Anytime Lazlo." Patsy said. "I gotta check on Penny now. See ya!"