Me: This is pretty much me trying to rewrite something I wrote when I was twelve, and hyper off of M&Ms. Yes that happens deal with it.

Alala: I seriously don't know what possessed her to do this.

Me: Thackery Binx.

Alala: I will take away that DVD.

Me: I will take away your life.

Alala: The progressed quickly.

"Hello" Jake said. "My name is Jake, and I'm the only one at this moment who is not high on stuff. And here are the only Animorphs."

Rachel walks in awesomely. Then Ax gallops in, while in a human morph. Cassie then cartwheels badly into the room. Then Marco runs in doing that weird thingy where he runs in doing that I guess love sign in sign langue while sticking out his tongue. Then Tobias skips in. With a jar of dirt.

"I've got a jar of dirt!" Tobias sang. "I've got a jar of dirt, and guess what's in it!" Then Cassie of all people ran up to him, and stole it. "Gimme my jar of dirt!" Tobias wined tears falling down his pale cheeks.

"Mine!" Cassie giggled.

"GIVE HIM HIS FUCKING JAR OF DIRT!" Rachel screamed, then ran after her.

"Guys stop it!" Jake said walking over to Cassie, and he grabbed the jar of dirt. Then smashed it on the ground. Revieling that there was a rat heart in the jar.

"Umm… I don't know what to make of this." Jake said. Then Marco started to sing.

"I'M TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT, MY SHIRT!"

"OH SWEET HADES MAKE IT STOP!" Rachel shrieked. For Marco's singing was terrible.

"I'M TO SEXY FOR RACHEL, FOR RACHEL."

"I want my daddy!" Tobias cried, and then who should appear? Only Elfangor. He held out his arms, because he too was hyper.

"I'm here Tobias!" Tobias ran into Elfangor's arms.

"Make it stop daddy!"

"I'M TO SEXY FOR MY PANTS, MY PANTS." Then Marco started to take off his pants. The parents of all the Animorphs exspect Jake, and Marco came, and the others ran into their arms.

Then the hyperisum wore off.

"What the, aren't you dead?" Tobias said staring at his father.

"Yeah…"

"Awkward."

Me: There was something about Tobias singing I Believe I can Fly, and then jumping off the stage, but eh. I didn't feel like it. The whole Marco singing thing came from a song fic of Marco singing I'm to Sexy, only with different words. I came up with the for Rachel thingy. ;{D

THACKERY BINX IS THE MUFFIN CAT YOU IDIOT FATHER!

That had to be said. He's my favorite character, that Thackery Binx… is it because he's a cat, or because he's awesome?

Anouther random question.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

You know I have a diet Mnt. Dew… TO DEMIMORPHS!