Guess what? I'm STILL bored AND sugar high well now I'm writing another one cuz I got 2 reviews for the last random crap I wrote, yeah I know, I'm weird QUICK LING LING TO THE uh… SUGAR COOKIE LAYER!!!

Let's play a word game all you have to do is take a look at this sentence and see what's wrong:

I OWN NARUTO EVERY LAST BIT OF IT I ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL!!! I OWN EVERY CHARCTER EVERY WORD THAT COMES OUT OF THEIR GODDAMN ANIME MOUTHS IS MINE OK? And I am the KOOL AID MAN THAT'S RIGHT I'M THE BIG PITCHER OF JUICE THAT RANDOMLY JUMPS THROUGH THE WALL AND SHOUTS OH YEAH!!!

One day, a long long time ago, when team 7 had just begin walking , talking and throwing kunai at age 5, Sakura decided to have a sleepover party for her 4 best friends; Naruto, Sasuke and Ino. Sakura walked over to her mummy and tugged on her trouser leg,

"Ne, Okaa-san can I have a sleepover party with my friends?" Sakura asked sweetly

"Hmm… I don't know Sakura-chan; do you remember the last party?"

"But mummy, Kaiho called me ugly, I didn't know his head would plug up the entire sewer system and he would choke on poopy!" Sakura said pouting

"Hmm… okay, but only 4 people"

"YAY THANK YOU MUMMY I LOVE YOU!" Sakura cried hugging her Okaa-san's legs. Sakura's mum chuckled and watched her run to the phone book and calling the various numbers.

At Sasuke's house

"ITACHI-NII GIVE IT BACK!!!" Sasuke was currently jumping on the sofa trying to get back his beloved blue kunai carrying teddy from his brother, Itachi, who was dangling it over his head mockingly. Damn his tallerishness

"Jump Otouto Jump, or Bear Bear is gonna go swimming in Fire!" Itachi taunted dangling the bear over the fireplace.

Tears began to form in Sasuke's beady black eyes "No Itachi-Nii don't put Bear Bear in the fire!! I'll do whatever you want PLEASE DON'T HURT-sniff- BEAR BEAR!!" Sasuke jumped higher.

Itachi dangled the bear over the fireplace closer and sparks jumped menacingly.

"Come on You can jump higher then that! I know you can JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!"

Itachi taunted again doing a jumpy action with bear bear. Itachi sure is mean… poor bear bear… poor Sasuke chibi

Fugaku poked his head in the door and announced:

"Sasuke your friend Sakura has invited you to a sleepover party, do you wanna go?"

Sasuke and Itachi looked at their father, Sasuke nodded vigorously smiling

"Ok, I'll tell your mother"

Fugaku went back to the kitchen to tell his wife about said sleepover party.

The siblings carried on their antics as if nothing happened.

"So Otouto, who's Sakura, is she your GIRLFRIEND?" Itachi taunted again (man, he was evil BEFORE the Uchiha Massacre as well)

"She's not my girlfriend; she's a friend from school who is a girl! NOW GIVE ME BACK BEAR BEAR!" Sasuke nearly reached the bear, but Itachi pulled it back laughing. The poor 10 year old had nothing else to do so what better then to torture your little brother? He moved the bear an inch closer to the fireplace

"NOOOO!!" Sasuke made a great leap towards the bear and managed to grab onto it's leg.

Itachi, on Impulse, pulled the bear away and Sasuke fell into the fireplace. Sasuke screamed. Itachi began panicing so much, he forgot he could do water jutsu's and started screaming too.

Mikoto came into the living area beaming "Sasuke-chan come on we have to-" Mikoto screamed as well "SASUKE!!!!!"

Fugaku came running into the living room, to see his family screaming and running around, apart from Sasuke, who was STILL In the fireplace.

"SUITON: WATER DRAGON MISSILE!!!" (Just so we are clear, this is all happening in 15 seconds) SSSCCCCHHHHH!!!!

The fire in the fireplace went out and there was Sasuke wailing loudly; he was soaked head to toe, nearly burnt alive and he was holding bear bear's left leg.

Mikoto, on Maternal instinct, ran and picked up her "little ray of sunshine" (coughLIEScough) and wrapped Sasuke up in a blanket and towel. Itachi began feeling bad, so he quickly took Bear Bear's left leg from Sasuke and ran into his mother's room and began sewing Bear Bear's leg back onto Bear Bear. (Awww some brotherly love)

Itachi ran back downstairs, where Sasuke was sitting near the table shivering in the blankey and looking around desperately (crying) for his lovely blue bear. Itachi was feeling REALLY bad now, so he quietly walked up to Sasuke and placed the bear on the table in front of him.

Sasuke squealed happily and latched protectively onto Bear Bear, staring at his brother evilly.

"MUMMY!!!" Sasuke cried

'oh crap'Itachi began panicing again and started to run out the door; he was pinned against the wall, however, by a butcher knife, thrown by Sasuke 'Damn his accuracy WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET A BUTCHER KNIFE ANYWAYS?'

Mikoto, still worried for her baby boy came running as soon as called.

"Yes honey? What's wrong? Did you get burnt anywhere? Do you want more juice?"

Sasuke shook his head

"Okaa-san, can Itachi-nii come to the sleepover party with me and bear bear?"

Mikoto stood up from her position and looked at her first born son, who was wriggling on the wall.

"Oh honey, you still want to go? Hmm you look fine, I don't see why not sure ok Come on Itachi-kun, let's get yours and Sasuke's things ready!"

Mikoto took the butcher knife out of Itachi's shirt and placed him on her hip

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" But alas Itachi's cries went unnoticed by the creature he calls mother.

Itachi looked back at his brother, who was grinning sweetly and making bear bear wave at him

Well did you see what's wrong with the sentence we showed you? I hope you did, or else I'm going to be sued r&r plz