A/N: I was on a Christmas-song parody streak. What can I say. Pretty fitting, though ... complete with the time-honored add-ins! Hahaha!
Merry Christmas to all, and to all ... a night light!
Harry the scar-faced human,
Had a really striking scar! (Like a lightning bolt!)
And if you ever saw it,
You'd know he defeated Vol-de-mort. (Like a bill-board!)
All of the other Slytherins,
Used to laugh and call him names! (Like scar-head!)
They never let poor Harry,
Join in any wizard games! (Like Exploding Snap!)
Then one foggy N.E.W.T.S. test eve,
Dumbledore came to say, (In his underwear!)
"Harry, with your scar so … er … anyway,
Won't you kill Voldemort for me tonight?"
Then how the Ministry loved him,
As they shouted out with glee! (Yipp-ee!)
Harry the scar-faced human,
He'll go down in history! (Like Albus Dumbledore!)