I...dont...own...vocaloid! so leave me alone!
Luka Megurine was sitting in front of the couch, watching the Tuna Channel. Tako was gently laying on her kiddie pool, sleeping. Miku and Hagane were at the recording studio singing Sweet So Sweet, Kaito was at the Ice Cream shop, Haku & Meiko were sleeping because of their last hangover, Miku Zatsune was with the Kagamine twins, Gapuko was looking for a magical eggplant, Akaito, Neru, Ted, Mikuo, Mikuo Zatsune, & Gumi were performing live in a small town, so the only ones left in the mansion were Luka, Tako, Hachune, & Teto.
Luka started watching a funny show about talking Tuna-people, when Teto walked in holding a tuna, a camcorder, & a french bread.
"Are you bored too?" The 15-year old chimera with the magneta drills asked. Luka nodded innocently. "Well, we could record ourselves hating on each other's favorite foods & post in on YouTube or Nico Nico Douga! So, what do you think?" Luka took a good look at her then looked down.
"Let's do this!" Luka said exitedly. Teto jumped of joy & set down the food items & the camera. She pressed play on the camera & grabbed on to the tuna.
"I HATE YOU!," SHe yelled at the tuna while hitting it on the couch. "YOU ARE STINKY, GROSS, AND YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT TO EAT ME!" Luka then grabbed the bread and followed Teto's lead.
"YOU ARE FATTENING AND DRY! ALL YOU'RE GOOD FOR IS MAKING STUPID SANWICHES & YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD AT DOING THAT! GO ROTT IN A PLASTIC BAG!" Luka yelled while stomping the innocent bread.
"STOP STARING INTO MY SOUL! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO EXTINCT ALREADY! THE DINOSAURS SAW YOUR FACE & DIED!" Teto yelled at she threw the tuna at the TV.
Luka & Teto looked at eachother & grabbed their food items. They started to food fight with the alreadyu half destroyed foods.
"BREAD, STOP WONDERING WHY I'M ABUSING YOU! IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID AND I HATE YOU!" Luka yelled at the bread as she smacked it against the tuna.
"TUNA! DIE!" Teto yelled out. The two girls backed up so much, that they fell on top of the camera & it shut off. The two girls stopped & looked at the fallen camera. Teto went down & got the CD she filmed it on. "It looks fine...LETS GO POST IT!" Then the two girls ran upstairs to Ted's laptop.
Sometime later.
"I'm not even going to ask." Ted said to the others as they watched the video, they just nodded as they watched the two girls abusing food & screaming.
this was a one-shot...so imm done wit dat! pleez revew & revew 4 "The Symphony of Space" too. THANKS 4 READING!