Chapter 1

Selina cuddled up next to Bruce in bed. They just got done making love, an activity they both enjoyed, and were both good at. They had been dating for almost a year. She was running her hands all along his body examining his scars. Many years of being Batman had taken a toll on his body. Her body had it's share of scars but Bruce beet her by a lot.

She saw one in the middle of his bicep. "What's this one from?" she asked. "One of my fight's with Deathstroke. He stabbed me right through my bicep with a long knife. It didn't tickle." Bruce said.

She saw three scratch scars on his chest. "Where'd you get these?" she asked. He raised an eyebrow. "Those are from you." he said. She chuckled nervously. "Oh yeah i remember now." she said. She looked at him and flashed him her cute innocent eyes. "I'm sorry." she said mockingly.

"You and i did not used to get a long." he said. "All those years of fighting each other when we could have been sleeping with each other." she said. "Well first you had to change sides." he said. "Well i wanted your side to pay better. And it did after i found out the man of my dreams was a billionaire." she said. "Oh so it's my money your after." he joked. "Oh please, you know if that was the case, you'd be bankrupt by now." she said. He chuckled. "Yeah, you're probably right."

A couple weeks later Selina and Bruce were suiting up for a night on patrol. It had been a couple hours after they got back from a romantic sea food dinner. Selina was feeling sick. Bruce could see she was much paler than usual.

"Are you feeling alright?" he asked. "I don't know. I had shrimp. It could have been..." she was unable to finish that sentence as she dashed to a waste basket and puked. "We're not going out tonight." he said. He knelled down beside her, grabbed a tissue and wiped some of the bile from her lips. "No it's okay. I'll be fine. Alfred will take care of me. Gotham needs you Bruce." she said. "Are you sure?" he asked. She nodded. He placed a kiss on her forehead. "I'll be back." he said as he left the cave.

Selina didn't feel so sick after Bruce left, which she found weird. What was even weirder was that she was craving some turkey chili. She asked Alfred to make some for her, which he of course did. She was wondering why she felt so sick, yet now she had a strong craving. She also realized she was late for her time of the month. "Oh shit." she thought to herself.

She grabbed one of Bruce's Lamborghini's and rushed to the nearest pharmacy. It was closed so she broke in grabbed what she needed and booked it back home before Bruce caught her.

Bruce got home a few hours later. She was in the mansion relaxing on the couch under a blanket. "How are you feeling?" he asked. "Better." she answered. She had a lot running through her mind at the moment. "You got a little more color in your face." he said. "I'm still pale like a corpse." she said. "Well we both are. That's because we do everything at night." he replied. "How was patrol?" she asked. "It was nothing serious. Stopped a mugger. Stopped a rapist. Stopped a bank robbery. Busted a meth lab. It was a slow night." Bruce was actually being serious. For Gotham that's a boring night. "Oh, somebody broke into a pharmacy and stole a lot, and i mean a lot of pregnancy test." He said. "That was me." she confessed.

Bruce starred at her intensely. "I noticed that after you left i wasn't sick, and i was hungry. Then i realized i hadn't had my period. So i stole the pregnancy test and well.." she didn't know how to finish her sentence. "Are you...Pregnant?" He asked. "Just a little." she answered holding back tears of joy. He laid down with her on the couch. They held each other in the most loving embrace they shared. This was wonderful news for Bruce. He was finally gonna have a son of his own.

"This is wonderful." he said. "It is, it's just that..." again she was unable to finish her sentence. "What is it, Selina? What's wrong?" he asked. She sniffed as tears rolled down her face. "I'm gonna get so fat." she said crying. "Hey look at me." Bruce said. She wiped the tears from her face and looked at him. "You'll still be the most beautiful girl, i've ever known." he said. She rolled her eyes at the cheesy line.

A couple weeks later Bruce and Selina invited the Robins and their girlfriends over for a dinner. They were gonna surprise them with the news. Selina was so excited that she was having trouble holding in the news. She was in the kitchen with all the other girls. Dick's girlfriend Helena Bertinelli, Jason's girlfriend Stephanie Brown, and Tim's girlfriend Barbra Gordon. Steph and Barbra all left to go check on something, leaving Selina and Helena alone. It was a bit of an awkward silence between them. Selina and Helena always had a bit of a rivalry. They weren't close but Selina couldn't hold it in any longer.

"I'm pregnant." she whispered to Helena. She gasped. "You're gonna get fat." Helena blurted out. Selina shot her an angry stare. "I uhh. I mean... i got check with them." Helena stuttered as she dashed out of there. She was about 2 seconds from Selina kicking her ass.

Bruce was talking to Alfred about keeping it quite about Selina's pregnancy, while Dick, Jason, and Tim all talked together.

Dick: So what do you think this dinner is about?

Tim: I bet Bruce and Selina are announcing their engagement.

Jason: I bet it's much better than that.

Dick: Really?

Jason: 50 bucks says Selina is pregnant.

Tim: That's ridiculous. How can you tell.

Jason: Alright, now Selina has always had a nice chest, but today, she is boobing out like crazy.

Tim: First of all that's a stupid reason to think she's pregnant. And second, that's perverted you paying attention to her chest like that.

Dick: Tim, are you gay?

Tim: What the... No!

Dick: Look me in the eye and tell me that while she's wearing skin tight latex, you've never snuk a peak at her tits.

Tim: Okay fine. I may have taken a peak or two. But anyway, it's a engagement not a pregnancy.

Jason: Bet on it.

Tim: 100 bucks.

Jason: Deal, bitch!

Dick: This is gonna be an interesting dinner.

They all enjoyed a lovely meal. Bruce got up to make the announcement. "Thank you all for coming. Selina and I have some very huge news to drop." Bruce said. "Get ready to pay up." Tim whispered. "Just you wait for it." Jason replied. "Here we go." Dick said excited. "Selina is pregnant." Bruce said.

"I fucking knew it!" Jason said a lot louder than he planned. "Pay up bitch." He said as he walked over to Tim. Tim with a scowl on his face pulled out his wallet and gave Jason the money. Jason looked over at Selina who was flashing him a hateful stare. "Thank you for that Jason." she said sarcastically. "Sorry." he said as he awkwardly took his seat. Dick was doing his absolute best not to die laughing from Jason's outburst. "Well it's wonderful news." Barbra said. Everybody agreed and clapped.

"I had a feeling something was going on with you. You were boobing out like crazy." Steph said. "I know right? That's what i said." Jason said. He noticed everyone was flashing him a weird look. The hateful stare that once belonged to Selina, was now on Stephanie's face. "You've been starring at other women's chest?" Steph asked.

Dick was still trying not to laugh his ass off. "You know maybe you should just stay silent for a while. You know? Maybe just sit the next few plays out." Dick suggested. "Yeah that's probably a good idea." Jason agreed.

A few hours later they noticed the bat-signal lit up the sky. They all headed to the cave and suited up. Oracle and Alfred got on the computer. Batman and Catwoman took the Batmobile. Dick and Huntress to the Bat-wing while Red Hood, Robin, and Bat-girl, hoped on their bikes. Batman got on the radio with Gordon, while the rest listened in. "What do we have Gordon?" he asked. "Batman, it's a full on invasion. Two-Face, Penguin, Black Mask, and the Jokers forces have all banded together and their attacking GCPD headquarters." Gordon explained.

"Don't worry Jim. I'm coming, and i'm bring hell with me." he said as he turned off his coms with Gordon. He then switched on his coms to the others. "Ok, you heard him. We have a big fight on our hands." Bruce explained. "Jason, no killing." Bruce explained.

"Got it." Jason replied.

"Jason, no killing." Steph repeated.

"Again, i got it." Jason replied.

"No killing." They all collectively said.

"Alright shit i got it." Jason replied.

The bat-family was jumping into hell and they knew it. Bruce was worried that before this night was over, he was going to lose someone.

TO BE CONTINUED..