A/N: Definitely Seddie if I write more. Total supporter.
iJust Saw Freddie Naked
He never thought it would happen. He secretly hoped that Sam would never get the ultimate upper hand, but at a lapse in his mother's security… (Or possibly his mother's secret desire to have him humiliated in every which way available)…
"Hey Freddie, your mom told us you'd… woa."
Freddie turned around covering himself with the first thing he found. Sam quickly regained her composure and had to smirk a little as she commented: "Nice duck."
Looking down, horrified Freddie saw the rubber duckie he was holding over himself. "Get out!" he yelled.
"I'm going I'm going" grumbled Sam getting in one last look before she left.
The next time he saw her, he couldn't look her in the eye.
"Hey Duck Boy," Sam greeted him "you feeling squeaky clean yet?"
He still didn't look at her, but she cornered him – she wasn't going to let an opportunity like this pass away. "So I was thinking about sending you the bills for the therapy the mental scarring seeing you naked has done to me. Should I just address them to your mother?" He didn't react.
"So how long does your mom have to rub lotion on you to get your butt that smooth?"
Freddie bit his lip, but still avoided her gaze.
"Ok Sam, that's enough" Carly said, being sympathetic to Freddie who looked like he wouldn't even be able to endure the webcast today.
Sam tried one last time, "you know the duck didn't cover everything."
This time she got a reaction, Freddie exploded at her "You know if I saw you naked at least I wouldn't rub it in."
"Well fat chance buddy 'cos you are never going to see me naked. I'm not stupid enough to leave the bathroom door unlocked for one!" she pointed her finger into his chest.
"Oh yeah?" Freddie was almost panting now trying to come up with a comeback "well I'll have you know that they make cameras to go places people wouldn't."
Sam threw up her hands, "Fine! Put me up as one of your virtual fantasy websites, see if I care! You can even put up a link from iCarly. I won't even use the duck! " Sam stormed over the elevator and pressed the button.
"Sam!" Carly called to her exasperated.
"You know I think I just might!" Freddie called, chest heaving.
Sam put up her hand and left them standing there. She would like to see him try.
Just came to me. Reviews always inspire.
How should Freddie get revenge?