Chapter one of:
Darling
Draca.
you_got_issues_dude: I'm new at this so take it easy on me O.K. peps?
Sam: Acunamatata dude!
you_got_issues_dude: Acunamatata? You so need to stop dude!
Nicole: Whats Acunamatutu mean?*confussed*
Sam: It's AcunamaTATA, not Acunamatutu!!
you_got_issues_dude: Heelluu, trying to start a chapie here!
Nicole: You still haven't awnsered my quistion.
Sam: *In song tune to the song 'Acunamatata' from 'The Lion King'* It means no worries, for the rest of your days, it's a problem free, felosifee, Acunama-
you_got_issues_dude: *steam rises from her head* O.K.!!! WE GET IT ALREADY!! NOW I'M TRYING TO START A CHAPIE HERE SO IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT-UP, WE CAN GET STARTED!!
Nicole: Are you mad?
Sam: Sorry, she had coffee. I told you not to drink coffee!!
Nicole: I didn't. *Holds up a bottle of Moutain Dew* I drank Moutain Dew! Do the Dew dude!
Sam: *Smiles and grabs the bottle* I want some!!
you_got_issues_dude: *grinds teeth* Here's the chapie.
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* Samantha Wood (Sam for short) & Nicole Weasly were walking down the corridor on thier way to Potions in udersilence. All of a sudden Sam screamed in pain as she tripped over a scatered
pile of books.*
Sam: Whos books are these?
Nicole: Is there a name in them?
Sam: I'll check. D.R.
Nicole: Who's D.R.?
Draca: That would be me.
Sam: I've seen you. You're that new extange student from America! The gothic, weird wardrobed,-
Draca: Hello, I'm right here!
Sam: Oh, yeah, sorry!
Draca: Let's get a few things striat. One I'm NOT gothic. I simply wear all black because it symbolizes my love for the dark arts. Two, the ones with the wierd wardrob is you.
Sam: What's your full name?
Draca: Draca D. Riddle.
Sam: Riddle, Riddle, were have I heard it befor? * Starts to bang her head agianst corridor wall.* WORK YOU STUPID PEICE OF CRAPE WORK!!!
Draca: While you have a memory fit, I'll head over to Potions. * Leaves*
Sam: * Stops banging her head agianst the wall.* I think I got the wrong brain.
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Mcgonnagall: Do you not remember what happened last time we taught a Riddle?
Dumbledor: Of course I remember.
Mcgonnagall: Then why do you still agree to teach her?
Dumbledor: I belive in second chances. Just ask Professor Snape.
Snape: I haven't a problem with teaching her.
Sirus: Well that's obvious why.
Snape: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS?!!
Sirus: Ohh, is Snivellus getting mad?
Snape: IF YOU DO NOT SHUT YOUR MOUTH I WILL KICK YOUR-
Lupin: Alright, no matter how much I love to see you two fight, right now isn't a good time.
Sirus: He started it.
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A FEW MINUTES LATER IN POTIONS
Snape:* busts through the dungen door* I am very aware I'm late but thet dose not mean you can talk. MISS WOOD AND MISS WEASLY! I belive I told you to shut your mouths. 50 points off Gryfindor for each.
Sam: Who died and made you headmaster of Hogwarts?
* As the class started to laugh, Harry and Ron walked through the dungon door.*
Snape: Late for class? 50 points off Gryfindor for each of you and 200 off Miss Wood for her comment. I belive that's 400 points off total.
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Wormtail: M-m-my L-L-Lord, I d-d-don't s-see h-h-how w-we c-could p-p-pull it o-off.
Voltemort: Well Wormtail, with my young apprentice in Hogwarts, we have easy axis to Potter. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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you_got_issues_dude: Well, that concludes the first chapter of 'Darling Draca'.
Don't forget to review!!
Darling
Draca.
you_got_issues_dude: I'm new at this so take it easy on me O.K. peps?
Sam: Acunamatata dude!
you_got_issues_dude: Acunamatata? You so need to stop dude!
Nicole: Whats Acunamatutu mean?*confussed*
Sam: It's AcunamaTATA, not Acunamatutu!!
you_got_issues_dude: Heelluu, trying to start a chapie here!
Nicole: You still haven't awnsered my quistion.
Sam: *In song tune to the song 'Acunamatata' from 'The Lion King'* It means no worries, for the rest of your days, it's a problem free, felosifee, Acunama-
you_got_issues_dude: *steam rises from her head* O.K.!!! WE GET IT ALREADY!! NOW I'M TRYING TO START A CHAPIE HERE SO IF YOU WOULD JUST SHUT-UP, WE CAN GET STARTED!!
Nicole: Are you mad?
Sam: Sorry, she had coffee. I told you not to drink coffee!!
Nicole: I didn't. *Holds up a bottle of Moutain Dew* I drank Moutain Dew! Do the Dew dude!
Sam: *Smiles and grabs the bottle* I want some!!
you_got_issues_dude: *grinds teeth* Here's the chapie.
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* Samantha Wood (Sam for short) & Nicole Weasly were walking down the corridor on thier way to Potions in udersilence. All of a sudden Sam screamed in pain as she tripped over a scatered
pile of books.*
Sam: Whos books are these?
Nicole: Is there a name in them?
Sam: I'll check. D.R.
Nicole: Who's D.R.?
Draca: That would be me.
Sam: I've seen you. You're that new extange student from America! The gothic, weird wardrobed,-
Draca: Hello, I'm right here!
Sam: Oh, yeah, sorry!
Draca: Let's get a few things striat. One I'm NOT gothic. I simply wear all black because it symbolizes my love for the dark arts. Two, the ones with the wierd wardrob is you.
Sam: What's your full name?
Draca: Draca D. Riddle.
Sam: Riddle, Riddle, were have I heard it befor? * Starts to bang her head agianst corridor wall.* WORK YOU STUPID PEICE OF CRAPE WORK!!!
Draca: While you have a memory fit, I'll head over to Potions. * Leaves*
Sam: * Stops banging her head agianst the wall.* I think I got the wrong brain.
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Mcgonnagall: Do you not remember what happened last time we taught a Riddle?
Dumbledor: Of course I remember.
Mcgonnagall: Then why do you still agree to teach her?
Dumbledor: I belive in second chances. Just ask Professor Snape.
Snape: I haven't a problem with teaching her.
Sirus: Well that's obvious why.
Snape: HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS?!!
Sirus: Ohh, is Snivellus getting mad?
Snape: IF YOU DO NOT SHUT YOUR MOUTH I WILL KICK YOUR-
Lupin: Alright, no matter how much I love to see you two fight, right now isn't a good time.
Sirus: He started it.
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A FEW MINUTES LATER IN POTIONS
Snape:* busts through the dungen door* I am very aware I'm late but thet dose not mean you can talk. MISS WOOD AND MISS WEASLY! I belive I told you to shut your mouths. 50 points off Gryfindor for each.
Sam: Who died and made you headmaster of Hogwarts?
* As the class started to laugh, Harry and Ron walked through the dungon door.*
Snape: Late for class? 50 points off Gryfindor for each of you and 200 off Miss Wood for her comment. I belive that's 400 points off total.
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ELSWHERE
Wormtail: M-m-my L-L-Lord, I d-d-don't s-see h-h-how w-we c-could p-p-pull it o-off.
Voltemort: Well Wormtail, with my young apprentice in Hogwarts, we have easy axis to Potter. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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you_got_issues_dude: Well, that concludes the first chapter of 'Darling Draca'.
Don't forget to review!!