soup by me twice upon a time ther iss a man named mary sue an he watshed a buncha ninnies red fanflicks to fucking nobody wen jonboy sed 'hey whos this knee grow' an cleesp sed 'its fukin soo catrers grillfrand except boyfrand er somthin' an jonfag sed 'more like soop' an den everybodery strated laffin an she got upseteded an went 'how dare you i fukn hate bein called spoop' becaust in scool she spilt soump all ofer her lanch an the techer sed 'hahaha ur name is soup not scoop' an then she got fukn rekt an so now she grits trickered whenever she hers the name schloop so she poped trough the screen an riped joans face off 'jon more like ded le keckle my sheckles' an suddenry she becam kike 'oh no' cleesp scleemed an tried to turn off compuper but it was do lade cus she was now chris hairs an stranglered him to deaf 'wait i cant listen to bubmep and medal anmore i must dei' anso he did but carter new this was his plan the whole tim an laffed 'hahehohuhi good on soup wait no please' then carter died an the onry one lef was kurokins an he was alredy dead on the inside so its not like it didnt mater an the almighty foreskin didnt expist in this time in lyfe so fuck it oh an then the neighborhood just blew up an thas how 7 was born a blend