When Edward meets Harry potter! :O

Part 1.

This is dedicated to a film clip of this.

"My milkshake brings all the boy's to the yard, and damn right it's better than yours! I can teach you but I have to charge!

La la la la la warm it up! La la la Edward is waiting!" Bella sang. "Um…Bella can you please not do that now, I'm trying to do something here" Edward said to her. "Oakley dokely, anything for Eddie buzz" she replied. "Yeah right…Uh have you seen a Harry potter kid he was just here a minute ago, and where'd did he go, he just kind of disappeared" Edward said back to her.

"Ha ha!" Cedric I have returned and I bought some friends (Dumbledore's army), now we will take you back to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry Harry potter said. "Yeah… that's a very smart idea bring a vampire to a wizarding school, when he'll just murder everyone". "Very Intelligent" Edward said sarcastic.

"Oh oh Edward Edward if you're going to Hogwarts, will you take me with you? I've always wanted to learn magic!" Bella told Edward.

"That's just it Bella we're not going cause I'm not Cedric and I don't know magic, I just know how to kill things" he answered back to Bella.

"He's just being modest" Bella whispered. "I heard that!" Edward muttered.

"Well Cedric If you do not come with us, we'll use our amazing wangs! …I mean wands! To bring you ourselves" Harry told Edward.

"Did you just say wangs?" Edward asked Harry.

"No I didn't." Harry said back.

"Yes you did"

"No I didn't…"

"Yes you did"

"Nope"

2 HOURS LATER….

"Nuh uh"

"Uh huh"

"Nuh uh"

"Uh huh"

"Nuh uh"

"Uh huh"

Edward and Harry both argued.

"Hey you bushy haired girl" Edward said.

"Pardon me? What did you just say?" Herminie asked.

"Well…I don't know your name and you have bushy hair so…."

"Uh I am outraged!" "Oh no you didn't" "I am going to stupifie you like I did to Ron in fifth grade" (A.N sorry my spelling is crap: D)

"What ever can you just tell Harry that he's a queerdo?" Edward asked Herminie.

"Harry…you do have to admit you did say wangs" Herminie told Harry.

"Oh what ever, it doesn't matter anyway" Harry said angry.

"Now Cedric it's time we go back to Hogwarts" Harry said.

"Yey were going" Bella said excited.

"And who is this wench?" Harry said to Edward"

"Hey don't call my girlfriend a wench" Edward said

"Dumbledore's army grab her!"

"Edward!!!!!" Bella screamed.

"Great now I'm going to have to rescue Bella….Again!" Edward muttered to himself.