Into the defective

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

…...

The gang looked around in amazement. Robots! As far as the eye could see. Thousands of broken down robots on hundreds of shelves. "Whoa! What do you think the author was doing down here?"

Asked Soos. Dipper shrugged "beats me...maybe we'll find more information here. Said dipper as he walked over to what appeared to be a control room. He looked at all the buttons and levers.

"Alright, this equipment looks delicate...best we don't rush-" Hey! A red button! Shouted Mabel as she pressed it. Before dipper could chastise her. The switch board began to light up and eerie music began to play over the intercom...

Robot #22: He failed the turret peer review

W-what's happening? Asked a frightened Wendy as the lights in the room began to switch on...

Robot #24: He died before he hit the floor

Guys! The robots! Look! Shouted soos. Sure enough all the robots were starting to move...

Robot #25: He never made it out alive

Dipper paled at that last verse. Well, that's ominous. He admitted as one by one the robots began to turn to the group on flop off the shelves...

And Robot #29: Died on the assembly line

Mabel was feeling scared. Uh, maybe we should- Suddenly, she found herself flying through the air and slapped onto the assembly line. Mabel! Screamed dipper, just as the robots began to run at the group.

You want to live? Don't hold your breath...

Mabel screamed as tubes forcibly tore into her flesh and drained her blood...

This isn't life. It's living death

But not to fear; were most humane

Mabel begged for mercy the whole time as her organs were forcibly ripped from her body..

You'll never be Yourself again

The gang tried to run but there was so many! Suddenly one of the shelves fell over spilling dozens of screaming dilapidated robots onto Wendy. Wendy! Screamed dipper. But Soos grabbed him and forced him to keep running

Robot #44: He couldn't take it anymore

Robot #46: The mechanic simply Couldn't fix

Robot #48: He perished from a gruesome fate

And Robot #49: Simply ran right out of time

You want to live? Don't hold your breath...

This isn't life. It's living death...

But not to fear; were most humane...

Wendy cried out in agony as her clothes, flesh, and bones were ripped to pieces

You'll never be Yourself again...

Soos was next. He fell down a trapdoor and was forcibly strapped to a weird chair...

Robot #62: All he ever saw was blue

Robot #63: Had an invalid 5Er1aL-k3y

Robot #65: He suffered a corrupted drive

And Robot #67: Found his way into Android Heaven

You want to live? Don't hold your breath...

This isn't life. It's living death...

But not to fear; were most humane...

Soos screamed as a giant needle stabbed him in the forehead and fried his brain from the inside out...

You'll never be Yourself again...

Scared and alone dipper frantically tried to find his way out of this nightmare. Suddenly a glass wall shot up in front of him. He turned around, but already more glass walls popped up. Trapping him in a glass box. That was being surrounded by broken, messed up robots still singing their hellish shantie...

Us defective droids. All we know...

Is how it feels, to be alone...

Beyond repair, we sit and rust...

Broken down, collecting dust!

We never had the chance to prove...

What it is we were built to do!

Doomed to fail, the final nail...

In the coffin, of eternal jail!

Right on que, a sickly green smoke began to be poured into the box...

You want to live? Don't hold your breath...

they sang as dipper tried to hold his breath...

This isn't life. It's living death...

Dipper gave up when his eyes burst apart...

But not to fear; were most humane...

Dippers skin begins to melt...

You'll never be yourself again

Dipper banged on the glass wall and begged for mercy until his tongue fell out...

You'll never be Yourself again

Dipper stopped banging when his lungs went up in flames...

You'll never be Yourself again

Dipper flopped onto the ground writhing and flailing in agony...

You'll never be Yourself again...

Now dipper was still...

…...

Several hours later outside the fake tree. A weird sight could be seen. Out of a trapdoor was thrown a P-body, an Atlas, a companion cube, and a core. After a minute of silence. The core woke up, looked around. And after a moments observation. "Well this sucks." Said the Dipper Core...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

Inspired by Harry101uk

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

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