Obviously, A is Artie and Q is Quinn. And yes...Quinn and Artie text using mostly full words and correct grammar, because I JUST CAN'T STAND IT ANY OTHER WAY. I abhor text-speak.
12:30 am
Q: You awake?
A: Yeah, awyhik.
Q: Liar!
A: Lol. I'm awake now...obviously.
Q: Can't sleep. What you up to?
A: ...Well, I was sleeping...
Q: Sorry.
A: I wish you were here with me.
Q: Awww :). Wish I were 2.
A: I love it when you talk dirty.
Q: ...?
A: You know how I love it when you use 2 instead of too.
Q: Oh. Lol. I c.
A: Ok...too much text speak NOT OK.
Q: U just said u luv it!
A: ! MY EYES.
Q: Love you.
A: 2 can play at this game.
Q: O rly?
A: Yes. I don't know how to abbreviate that.
Q: Did u just say abbreviate? You mean abbrvt?
A: What?
Q: LOL
A: I'm sending you a picture of my face right now so you can see how much this is amusing me.
**picture
Q: That picture is totally dark.
A: Duh. It's night.
Q: Turn on a light. Now I want to see you! I promise I'll stop using those stupid abbreviations.
A: k
Q: Artie! Picture! NOW!
A: Hold your horses, woman! Gotta find a light switch.
Q: And don't call me woman!
A: ...but you are one.
Q: I know, but still.
A: Sorry. Here's a pic.
**picture
Q: Aww! You look cute!
A: Damn straight! I'm always cute.
Q: Well...mostly.
A: What does that mean?
Q: KIDDING!
A: Did I tell you what Rachel said to me today?
Q: No, don't think so.
A: "Arthur, you've got to stop being so verbose."
Q: ARTHUR?
A: Yeah.
Q: VERBOSE? YOU? Never.
A: I love that word. Reminds me of verbs and...roses.
Q: LOL. WHAT? That makes no sense.
A: I guess you just can't appreciate it when I'm deep.
Q: Yeah, that's it. Totally right.
A: The correct answer was: "I always appreciate you."
Q: LOL
A: ...well?
Q: LOL!
A: Fine.
Q: I always appreciate you.
A: Too late now. That ship has sailed.
Q: Seriously. Here's a picture to prove it.
**picture
A: Wow. Ok, you appreciate me. HOT.
Q: You should probably delete that.
A: Why? I want to look at it forever.
Q: Artie! What if you lose your phone and someone sees that?
A: It's cool. It's not like there's nudity.
Q: ARTIE.
A: Fine. Can I set it as my background on my laptop?
Q: No. LINDSAY USES THAT.
A: ...right. Forgot.
Q: LOL
A: Can I at least burn it into my brain before I delete?
Q: Obv.
A: lulz
Q: ...lulz? Please don't ever say that again.
A: okdk
Q: What does that mean?
A: Okey dokey. Obv.
Q: Oh, obv.
A: Ok...moving on...
Q: Did you see Martin almost fall down the stairs today?
A: NO!
Q: Yeah. He was trying to see around a corner and someone bumped him from behind.
A: Rachel?
Q: Obv.
A: STOP SAYING THAT.
Q: Sorry. Yes, I think he was looking for Rachel. AJ grabbed him before he went flying.
A: Good.
Q: We need to get them together ASAP.
A: What about F?
Q: F can...F.
A: ...that makes no sense.
Q: IDK. But we need to get Rachel and Martin together NOW.
A: I told you, not until Finn is gone somewhere.
Q: Then get him gone!
A: That's not my job.
Q: Oh, Charlie's here! Let me send a pic.
**picture
A: Charlie! I want a kitten.
Q: Aren't you allergic?
A: Hello? Hairless?
Q: Ewww, Artie. No.
A: They are adorable. They look just like Yoda. I could name him...Yoda.
Q: LOL
A: Or Yodette, if it's a girl.
Q: That is terrible.
A: If you mean terribly awesome, then yes.
Q: No, just terrible.
A: Yodette the wonder kitty!
Q: Have you been drinking?
A: No, I'm just really tired. Someone woke me up.
Q: Really? Who was that?
A: I don't know, but they have blonde hair.
Q: I don't know anyone like that.
A: I have a picture of them on my phone.
Q: You said you deleted that!
A: I said no such thing. It's too hot to delete.
Q: ARTIE.
A: If you can take my phone by force, I will delete it.
Q: Tomorrow.
A: You mean today? It's after 2am.
Q: Oh. Ok, today.
A: I'm wearing the Obi-Wan boxers right now.
Q: Where did that come from?
A: I forgot until now.
Q: What reminded you?
A: Nothing.
Q: That text came back awfully fast.
A: Ok, fine. I looked at the wall, and saw the brand new Obi-Wan poster that I hung up just for you.
Q: Seriously?
A: Yeah, but I cut out his face, and replaced it with mine. Can't have you fantasizing about other men, yo!
Q: ...you're joking.
A: Um...ok.
Q: You're serious?
A: I might be...how would you feel about it if I were?
Q: LOL
A: Totally serious, btw.
Q: My phone battery is dying.
A: That's why you have a charger.
Q: But then I have to get out of my warm bed.
A: I know what you mean. Fleece sheets FTW!
Q: I am jealous of your sheets.
A: If you came over right now, you could be in them too.
Q: Yes...because I can just leave my house at 3whateveram.
A: I would.
Q: Your mom would kill you.
A: It would be worth it.
Q: Not for me! You'd be killed, and I'd be alone.
A: Draaaamaaaaa.
Q: ooook.
A: I am so tired.
Q: Me too. Go to sleep?
A: But what about you? Then you'll be alone.
Q: It's fine. I can always read.
A: I don't want to be the kind of boyfriend that leaves his girlfriend when she can't sleep just because he's cripplingly exhausted.
Q: ...is that a hint? lol
A: Hint, fact, whatever.
Q: Sleep!
A: I'm beyond sleep.
Q: Awww, sorry.
A: Not your fault. I was awake anyway.
Q: You're the worst liar ever.
A: Want to go see Harry Potter tomorrow?
Q: We've seen it twice already.
A: ...I know. Want to go see it tomorrow?
Q: Sure.
A: OH! Linds saved some garland for you. She wants to decorate your head.
Q: Ok. I'm fine with that.
A: She decorated my chair. Twice. With hot pink and sparkly.
Q: Awesome! You should have left it on for school.
A: ...that would have gone over well.
Q: I would have protected you.
A: So sweet.
Q: It is soooo late.
A: It's like 4am now.
Q: Serious? I guess we'd better sleep.
A: Love you. See you tomorrow?
Q: Yes. Love you more!
A: No, I love you more.
Q: Liar. LOVE YOU MOST.
A: That's not fair. LOVE YOU MOST PLUS 1!
Q: LOVE YOU MOST TIMES INFINITY.
A: INFINITY PLUS 1!
Q: Ok, fine. You win. You love me most.
A: Damn straight. Night. :)
Q: Night.
...an hour later.
Q: Love you most times infinity plus 2.
A/N: I hope this lived up to what those of you that knew it was coming were expecting!
:)
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