Title: Anyone But Draco

Disclaimer: I own nothing, please leave me alone!

Summary: Pansy needs an assort to Wales and refuses to go to Draco. Fudge has someone else in mind. Sirius/Pansy. AU. Cross-gen. Het.

Rating: K+

Written for: A new community called sirius_n_pansy

Warnings: None

Words: 378

"You said anyone but Draco," warned Fudge as he looked uneasily at Pansy.

Her jaw clenched tightly she allowed herself to nod in affirmation. "Anyone but Draco,"

Fudge nodded back and a knock on the door made them both turn in unison. Fudge grimaced. "Enter Sirius,"

Pansy watched with narrowed eyes as Sirius Black sauntered into the Minister's office as if he owned the place. The idiot.

She sneered as Black acknowledged her presence with barely a nod. True they didn't know each other very well, but she came from a prestigious pureblood family, that should account for something.

Fudge looked timid and immediately a scowl crossed Pansy's face, while Black's face remained impassive, but something flickered in the depths of his transparent eyes.

"Ms. Parkinson, you will be escorted to Wales by Mr. Black," said Fudge in a voice that clearly stated that the decision was final.

A vein pulsed in Black's forehead, but otherwise he remained emotionless.

Bloody stone-faced prick.

Pansy fought hard to remain in control.

At least it's not Draco, besides what can Sirius Black do?

Her eyes narrowing and her lips sneering as she looked at Black, "Welcome to Hell," she hissed vehemently.

Black smirked, showing his first sign of movement.

"I was born in hell so I think I'll manage," he paused to smirk again, his eyes glinting brightly, "Besides, I am rather hot, so hell won't be a problem,"

A smile tugged the corners of her mouth.

This was going to be a long weekend.


A/N: Yes, I am just as confused as you are. Sirius/Pansy, have I siriusly gone off my rocker? Well, yeah. But I've always been off my rocker, so you can't siriusly blame me now for wanting to experiment. In case you didn't realize this was a drabble, and a very short one at that. I guess I should be proud of myself to be able to come up with something less than 300 words. Anyways, read and review.