"Suzume Arakaki, we sentence you to 1 year with the 12th division.
Her jaw dropped and there was a long moment of silence. "But whyyyyyy?"
"Take it or go to jail. Your choice."
She dropped her head. "I guess I'll join them... if I die, it's your fault." She glared at them as she was escorted out.
After leaving, Suzume walked down the busy road that lead to wherever the heck it was that they said she had to go to.
"Just take a right, left, go straight for 100 feet, take another left and your there! Good luck~!"
'My life SUCKS.' She mentally screamed. 'And... 12th division? REALLY! Why don't you just lock me in a freaking room with that FREAK of a captain?' She kicked a rock and watched it roll down the path. She took a right. 'Seriously. When I'm done with this...' she took a left. 'I... I... I don't know what I'll do!' She took a second left. She kicked another rock and watched were it went. When she looked up to were it landed, she found a big building with a gate in front of it labeled "12TH DIVISION". She sighed and walked in. Every step of the way was like watching her sanity jump out of her head. She knew she couldn't last long with him, Mayuri Kurotsuchi. She began walking up some steps. 'Where do I stop?' She picked the first door she came by and walked inside. There she found a long hallway with a couple doors. 'Is it necessary to have this big of a building for just one team!' She listened in on doors until she heard some voices.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE GETTING A NEW MEMBER! WE HAVE ENOUGH ALREADY!"
"Kurotsuchi-taicho. She's been sentenced here from jail."
"WELL I DON'T CARE! I HAVE YOU TO GET IN MY WAY, I DON'T NEED ANOTHER GIRL HERE!"
She took a deep breath and knocked on the door.
"WHO IS IT!"
"Um... hi?" She popped her head in. "I'm your new... uh... member." She gave a scared smile.
There was an irritated sigh. "Well come in..." A white painted hand motioned for her to come in.
She slowly stepped in and twiddled her fingers. She looked around the dark room and saw a couple chairs. She took a seat in a tattered, green chair.
~Silence~
She started tapping her fingers.
"Stop that."
'Somebody fell down on the wrong side of the parking lot...' She thought to herself.
He spun around to face her, and her jaw dropped. 'HOLY FRICK HE'S SCARY!'
"Well. State your name."
"... OH! Me? Um...Suzume Arakaki."
He smirked. "Can't you remember your own name?"
She glared at him.
"You're nothing special, but I suppose I have to take you..." He paused. "Very well. You can go now. I have work to do." He turned back to his research.
"But... were do I go."
"Nemu. Show her to an empty room."
"Yes, Mayuri-sama."
They stopped in front of a door. "Please go inside." Nemu bowed and walked off.
Suzume walked inside. One puny little window and a bed. Nice. Real nice... She plopped down on the bed. 'I don't have anything... all I have is... a bed... and walls... not even money!' She put her face in a pillow and screamed. 'How am I gonna get money? The only way is to ask him.' She shivered. Just being in the same room as him made her want to jump off a cliff! 'Maybe I'm overreacting...' she turned over onto her back. '...maybe... he's a nice guy?' ... "Heh!" she waved a hand in the air. "Yeah right."
She hopped up from the bed. "If I'm gonna spend a year here, why not get to know the place? I guess I'll memorize were his room is..." She started out the door.
Meanwhile, Mayuri was having a fit.
"Heh! You think I care! She's a teenage girl!"
"Sir, not to disrespect you, but, I was her age once too."
Just then Suzume walked by the door and listened in.
He spun and faced Nemu with a spark of 'I'M GONNA KILL YOU' in his eyes.
"I don't give a flying fish if she has nothing! SHE CAN DIE FOR ALL I CARE! Unless she can help me with experiments, then maybe I'll reconsider." He waved a hand. "But for now she's just another addition to or team." He spun around. "Now go away." He started furiously typing away at his keyboard.
Outside the door, Suzume could feel the steam coming out of her ears. "Errrrk..." she was about to reach for the door handle, but stopped her self. 'CHOTO MATTE YO! Heh! You almost got me in a lot of trouble there, hand! I can't go in there!' She sighed. 'But I can't just let him talk about me like that!' At the very moment she finished that thought, the door opened. "Ah!" She fell forward onto Mayuri.
"..." He looked down.
She looked up. "..."
~AWKWARD SILENCE~
Nemu peeked out from behind him, holding in laughter.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SMILING AT!" He gave her a little whack on the head. "Tch..." He slipped behind Suzume and walked away.
She waitied until his foot steps faded out and heard the slam of a door. "HOLY SH******T!" She threw her hands in the air and fell down.
"Um... are you all right?" Nemu stood there waiting for a response. "Um... uhhh... what do I do? SIR! COME BACK!"
"WHAT NOW FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!"
"I think she hit her head.." She looked down at the blood pooling around her feet. "Yeah..."
"WHY DO I CARE!"
"Because she might be willing to be one of you experiments?"
There were foot steps fastly growing closer down the hall. "If it's not you it's someone else. Dear, oh dear, what shall I do with you women?"
"Um... heal her?"
He shot an angry look at her. "And what are you suggesting?"
"I'm just saying that the right thing to do is to heal her."
He sighed and gave her another slap on the head. "You're going to kill me someday, Nemu..." He bet down. "Can you give me some privacy?"
Nemu blushed and closed the door.
"Tch... she gets in the way of everything..."
Next thing she knew, Suzume was back in her boring piece of crap of a room. "Woah... how did I get here?"
"He healed you."
"Who healed me?"
"Mayuri-sama..."
There was a long silence. "OH. MY. GOD. Please tell me I'm still a virgin!"
She paused. "Well... there's the slight chance that-"
"NOOOOOOO! NO NO NO NO!" She took off down the hall leaving Nemu in the room. Once she found the door that she listened into, she kicked it open and ran inside. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"Hn? Oh. It's you."
"What do you mean 'It's you.' ? WHY DID YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT!" She pointed at him. "YOU INCONSIDERATE PERVERT!"
"Woah now! I did something nice and healed you! The least you can do is be grateful."
"Well then, thanks for healing me in the most perverted way possible!" She had the urge to hit him but knew she would most likely be killed. With an irritated sigh, she spun around and walked out.
Mayuri turned around and waitied for Nemu to come in.
"Sir, I apalogize for that..."
"Dear, dear, dear... what will we do with her?"