Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana.
A/N: In this one, Jake and Miley are together. Jake never left for Romania. And yes, Lilly's IM is sk9rgrl because I hate when people write it sk8r.
The Diary of a Completely Average Girl
By Lilly Truscott
Friday
6:05 am
I rolled over in bed. I felt Daisy, my cat, jump off the mattress and run down to the kitchen to get food. I groaned and stepped out of bed.
6:30 am
I just finished blow drying my hair from my shower. Make up and clothes next.
7:30 am
I headed over to Miley's house for breakfast. I guess it's sort of a tradition. Since my parents are always away on business, I usually go over to her house for breakfast.
"Hey Lilly," Miley greeted me as I skated through the door. She poured us some orange juice.
"Hey Mile-laaaay!" I greeted. Miley laughed and pulled out some milk from the fridge.
"Sorry, dad's away on a Hannah meeting thing, so no pancakes," Miley said. I smiled cheerily anyways.
"It's okay. Anything's better than eating along in that creepy mansion," I said with a shudder. When my dad got a new job, we moved from our smaller house into a huge mansion a couple blocks from Miley's house. Miley's pretty used to it, but I still think it's creepy to be alone in.
"Here," Miley said, motioning towards the array of breakfast foods. I poured out a bowl of cornflakes and put mountains of brown sugar on top. I threw some milk on it all and sat back down at the barstool. Miley shuddered.
"I still don't see how you can put so much sugar on so little cereal," she said. We laughed and scarfed down our breakfast, realizing we were late. Robbie Ray came down the stairs.
"Daddy! I thought you were gone," Miley said. Robbie Ray yawned and rubbed his eyes.
"I was, but I came back last night. I'm just tired and jetlagged, bud," Robbie Ray said, patting Miley on the head.
"Off to school, munchkins," Robbie Ray said, pushing the girls out the door.
"Yeah, we don't wanna get a detention," I piped in.
"Did you hear? Dandruff Danny came out of the detention room smelly worse than Uncle Earl did after the squirrel and bean stew!" Miley said. Miley and I squealed as her dad pushed us out the door.
8:00 am
The bell rang as Miley and I slid into our seats in homeroom. Fortunately, nothing eventful happened on the way to school, so we weren't late. Mr. Corelli cleared his throat.
"And so I told him that the party was this Saturday, and that if want to stop by he was like, totally welcome to!" Amber gushed. Ashley sighed.
"I wish I was as bold as you," she said dreamily.
"Anyways, did you see what Lindsay was wearing yesterday? Talk about total color clash—," Ashley babbled. Mr. Corelli cleared his throat again. The Snobs kept talking.
"Ashley! Amber!" he barked. The two immediately perked up and sat forward.
"I'm sorry Mr. Corelli, it's just we couldn't contain ourselves! We were so looking forward to your like, lesson today!" Amber 'covered'.
"Detention, both of you, after school," he sighed. The girls shrieked and began whispering furiously about the smell in the detention room. Jake raised his hand.
"Can we continue?" he said, obviously tired of Amber and Ashley's constant babbling. Mr. Corelli nodded.
"As I was saying…"
12:25 pm
"I'm free!!!" I said, busting out of the chemistry lab with Sarah. We ran down the hall to the cafeteria and sat down at our group table. Within a couple minutes, Jake, Miley, and the object of my silent affections, Oliver, sat down.
"So, what's new?" Jake asked. Sarah and I immediately started giggling.
"What's so funny?" Oliver asked. Jake raised his eyebrows at us.
"Nothing," we said, trying to refrain our giggling. Miley raised and eyebrow at her. I quickly whispered what happened into her ear. She began laughing instantly but stopped when she saw the boys' crabby faces.
"What happened?" Jake asked, slamming his fork into… something. Miley giggled into her soda.
"You really don't want to know," Sarah said smiling. I laughed into my fruit cup. Jake raised his eyebrows again and flashed one of his award winning smiles.
"Really?" he asked. I shrugged at the girls.
"Can't say we didn't warn him," I said. I finished chewing my watermelon slice and wiped my mouth.
"Well, Ashley got a little to close to the Bunsen burner…" I began. Oliver's face lit up.
"Did her hair catch fire?" he asked.
"Better," Miley, Sarah and I replied.
"Did she explode?" Oliver joked. Miley's face was a mile wide grinning.
"Better," she said. The boys put on their puppy dog faces. I smiled and tried to contain my laughter.
"Ashley leaned over to get some ingredient for a solution we were doing and her water bra exploded," I said calmly. Jake and Oliver blushed and then realized what happened.
"Wait… so her whole shirt's ruined?" Jake asked.
"They're coming, they're coming!" Danny yelled.
"See for yourself," Miley shrugged. Amber and Ashley walked into the room, each wearing an array of hideous lost and found clothing.
"WHAT ARE YOU ALL STARING AT, FREAKS?!?!?!" Amber yelled. The rest of the middle school just shrugged and turned back to their lunches. Jake nearly choked on his milk when he saw the Snobs walk in. Amber was wearing a lime green and murky brown tie dyed shirt, rainbow leggings, a bright red skirt and an electric blue head scarf. Ashley was wearing a black AC/DC baggy shirt and a pink Hello Kitty skirt.
"Ya think it exploded on both of them, or is Amber just trying to blend in?" Miley giggled. We all silenced our giggles as Amber and Ashley walked up to our table.
"Hi Jake," Ashley said dreamily. I fake gagged behind my back and Oliver laughed.
"Hi," Jake said uneasily. He squirmed around a bit and put his arm over Miley's shoulder, clearly showing he was taken. Ashley's face whitened bit Amber stayed strong.
"Wanna go out this Saturday?" she asked him, batting her eyelashes.
"Uh, no, I was gonna go to the movies with Miley," Jake said. Amber and Ashley looked disappointed.
"And err… do you have something in your eye?" Jake asked, motioning to her eyes. She immediately stopped batting them.
"One day you'll be sorry that you dumped me," Amber said.
"He dumped me too!" Ashley whined.
"For that loser!" they said together.
"Oooh! Tsss!" they said, putting their fingers together.
"I've got a finger for you…" I muttered under my breath. Oliver nearly choked on his salad as the two Snobs walked away.
"That was… brilliant," Oliver said grinning.
"I try," I said in a snob voice. I love to hear him laugh…
"Ooops! I told Mr. Lawler that I'd help him with some organizing. Gotta run," Sarah said. She scarfed down the rest of her macaroni and cheese and ran down the hallway.
"Oh yeah, and I was going to see if I could check out some stuff on the web for a project," Miley said. She quickly kissed Jake on the cheek and scurried out of the room before anyone noticed.
"And Tony the Janitor," Jake said in a tough New York accent, "Says I can share my locker with Miley for the time being, so I have to go move my stuff," Jake said. He took his tray and dumped it in the bin and walked out of the cafeteria.
"So… how's life?" Oliver asked uneasily.
"Good, good," I said, nodding. Just then, the bell rang. I shot up from my seat and dumped my tray. I went to my locker, turned the dial and tried to open it. Damn, stuck again.
"Need help?" I heard from behind me. The boy punched the locker and opened it.
"Why thank you, Locker Man, you're my hero," I said in a fake southern bell accent.
"It's no problem maam," Oliver said in a Texas accent.
"Oh, whatever can I do to repay you?" I asked him.
"Plant on right here!" he said, pointing to his cheek. I pecked him on his cheek and skipped off to class, leaving a very confused Oliver standing in the middle of the hallway.
3:30 pm
"I'm free!!!" I said, bursting out of the school doors. I found Sarah, Oliver and Miley sitting on the front steps.
"Where's Jake?" I asked as I sat down.
"PE," Oliver said. Sure enough, a disgusting smelly and sweaty Jake came out of the school.
"What's up?" he asked.
"Ewwww, you stink!" I said, clamping my nose.
"You know you love it," he said, giving me a bear hug. Sarah fake gagged.
"Aww, I knew I forgot someone," Jake said, giving Sarah a hug.
"You know, most girls would kill to be in my position. I might have to kill you if you don't get out of this position," Sarah said sweetly. Jake quickly let go of Sarah.
"Wow, I never thought I'd see the day when Sarah would threaten someone!" Oliver joked. I laughed.
"You guys wanna head down to the beach?" Jake asked.
"Yeah, if we can throw you in the seaweed!" Miley said.
"Right now, it probably smells better than you," I commented. Jake gave Miley a sarcastic smile and a kiss on the cheek.
"Gasp! I feel so left out," I 'pouted'.
"Aww, poor Lilly feels left out," Jake said. He walked over and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
"Get away from my boyfriend, you evil being!" Miley joked.
"He came on to me, I swear!" I joked, raising my hands up.
"Suuuure…" Miley said laughing. We all headed down to the beach.
6:00 pm
"That was fun," I said, drying myself off.
"The waves were pummeling us!" Jake said high fiving Oliver.
"I know, it rocked!" Oliver said.
"Where's Sarah?" I asked.
"Over there with Ben," Miley said, pointing to Sarah and her boyfriend.
"Great…" I mumbled.
"What?" Oliver asked.
"Nothing! Did I say something?" I babbled. Smooth, Truscott, smooth.
"Okay… Well, Jake, why don't we head home?" Miley said. Jake nodded and grabbed her hand.
"I'll call you guys," Jake said, nodding towards Oliver and me.
"Cool," we said as their figures slowly disappeared from the beach.
"I guess we should get home," I said. Oliver nodded and we headed down the beach towards our houses. His was two down from my new one, which was a plus, I guess. Then it really made me feel like the girl next door…
"What's up?" Oliver asked with true concern in his eyes.
"Nothing," I said trying to shake him.
"Lilly," he warned. I wasn't going to crack.
"Nothing, I was just thinking about some homework," I lied. He raised his eyebrows.
"What's really going on inside Lilly Truscott's head?" he asked.
"I can't tell you! And if you knew, life would be a whole lot easier," I snapped. Oliver looked stunned as I walked faster towards our houses. He tried to catch up.
"Lilly, I didn't mean—," he said.
"Whatever," I said icily. We got to my house and I quickly walked up the steps.
9:30 pm
Ugh. This is when we usually have our phone conversations. I bet Oliver's on the phone already telling Miley what a jerk I was. Suddenly, my phone rang.
"Hello?" I asked uneasily, afraid of who the caller was.
"Hey Lilly!" Miley's perky voice came from the other end.
"What's up?" I asked her, hoping she hadn't heard…
"I could ask you the same thing," Miley said. I could tell she was raising her eyebrow at me.
"Ask me about what?" I said, crossing my fingers.
"Why were you so rude to Oliver earlier?" she asked me. Damn.
"I wasn't rude!" I exclaimed.
"From what I heard, he tried to ask you what was wrong and you blew up on him. True?" Miley asked. I sighed.
"Yes," I grumbled. Miley laughed.
"Ah ha! Why don't you just tell him?" Miley asked.
"Tell him what?" I asked, now worried Miley knew too much.
"Oh come on, Lilly. You've been falling all over him ever since… Jake and I started dating!" Miley said. I sighed.
"I can't tell him because what if he doesn't feel the same way? It'll ruin our friendship!" I said.
"Yes, but I said that about Jake, and look at us now," Miley pointed out.
"Yeah, but you hadn't known him since you were in diapers," I said.
"True," Miley agreed. She sighed.
"Fine, just tell him you're sorry, please? I wanna talk to everyone," Miley said.
"Fine," I agreed. We both hung up. I pulled the phone up again and began dialing his number. I stopped at the fifth number.
"I can't do this…" I said. I pushed 'off'. I petted Daisy and she immediately jumped off the bed.
"Fine, I'll call him if you get back up here afterwards," I grumbled to my cat. I quickly dialed Oliver's number.
"Hi, is Oliver there?" I asked Mrs. Oken.
"Yes, one second, honey," she said.
"OLIVER!" she yelled in her man's voice.
"Hello?" Oliver asked as he picked up the phone in his room.
"You two have fun now," Mrs. Oken said, hanging up the phone in the kitchen.
"Oliver, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be rude. Like I said, I've got a lot on my mind. Please don't be mad," I begged. I sounded so needy. Great.
"Lilly, it's fine. I figured something was eating at you," Oliver said. I heard Miley click into the conversation.
"Hey people! I hope you've finished!" Miley said. I could practically see Oliver wink at me from the other end.
"How could you do this to me, Oliver?" I yelled, trying to hide my giggles.
"Well, if you hadn't cheated on me with that… science nerd!" Oliver lied.
"Wait, you two are together?" Miley asked in a small voice.
"YOU STAY OUT OF IT!" we both yelled.
"Oliver! You know how much you mean to me," I said in a small voice. Too bad he didn't know I was telling the truth.
"Don't blame this on me! You did your fare share of flirting with other guys!" Oliver yelled.
"And like you didn't do that! Hell Oliver, you went out with Becka!" I yelled. Soon enough, my true feelings were rising to the surface.
"Well if you hadn't been fawning over Jake when here got here-," Oliver said. Suddenly, I realized he wasn't faking it anymore.
"I wasn't fawning over him! It was a way to hide my feelings about you. I figured if you thought I liked Jake you wouldn't like me anymore. That seemed to be what you wanted," I said coldly.
"Fine! Whatever! You know what? This relationship is over! This friendship is over!" he said, slamming the phone down. I slammed mine down equally hard and sat in shock for a minute. I heard the annoying sound of my IM window popping up.
PlayThatHappySong: Lilly? What was that about?
Groan. Miley.
Sk9rgrl: Oh, that? Umm…
PlayThatHappySong: You and Oliver were fighting. Were you two… together?
Sk9rgrl: No! We started out just play fighting to confuse you and then I started saying real stuff, like how much he means to me…
PlayThatHappySong: So you told him!!!
Sk9rgrl: No! Well, I did. Did you hear how he hung up on me? He must hate me.
Little did Lilly know that Miley had some tricks up her sleeve. Miley quickly copied the small conversation.
PlayThatHappySong: Hey, Double O, I think you might wanna read this.
OllieTrollie: What?
PlayThatHappySong: Sk9rgrl: Oh, that? Umm…
PlayThatHappySong: You and Oliver were fighting. Were you two… together?
Sk9rgrl: No! We started out just play fighting to confuse you and then I started saying real stuff, like how much he means to me…
PlayThatHappySong: So you told him!!!
Sk9rgrl: No! Well, I did. Did you hear how he hung up on me? He must hate me.
PlayThatHappySong: That.
10:15 pm
I can't sleep. I just cried my eyes out for 45 minutes, and crying is something I rarely do. I finally decided I would take a quick walk into the night to clear my mind. I put on my flip flops and my hoodie and walked out the door.
I walked down to the beach. I heard seabirds twittering softly to one another, the palm trees rattling in the light wind and the waves crashing until someone ruined my wonderful musical masterpiece.
"You couldn't sleep either?" Oliver asked as he came up from behind me. I sighed and quickly turned my head so he wouldn't see my tear stained cheeks.
"Lilly, I want to help you. I can't help you if you keep pushing me away!" Oliver said frustrated. I sighed and faced him.
"Oliver, there's a lot going on right now," I said, hoping that would end our discussion. It didn't.
"What?" he asked.
"Just… stuff," I said, hoping once again he was done talking. Nope.
"What kinda stuff?" he said as he plopped down next to me on the sand.
"Stuff," I repeated. He sighed and ran his hands through his hair.
"Do you really think I hate you?" he asked me. I thought for a minute and then my eyes widened.
"Miley has a death wish," I said with a growl. Oliver laughed slightly. I looked at him and he raised his eyebrows expectantly.
"Yes," I said, burying my head in my hands with frustration.
"I could never hate you, Lilly," Oliver said. With a loss of what to do, I ran away from my problems once again. That's gotta stop.
1:30 pm
After a long hard think up in my room (and no sleep) I finally decided to sign on to my messenger.
Offline messages will be delivered to the recipient once they sign on.
Sk9rgrl: Miley, I can't believe you told him. You ruined everything.
Sk9rgrl has signed off.
A/N- There it is, my first chapter. I really like this story line and where I'm going with it, so I think I'll continue. This story is going to have a lot more drama, which I haven't done much of, so I hope it works out okay. For the record---
Sk9rgrl is Lilly
PlayThatHappySong is Miley
OllieTrollie is Oliver
I have good names planned for Jackson, Jake and Hannah Montana. I'll get the next chapter out in a couple days. Kisses!