1. You praise the ancestors when something finally goes your way.

2. You experince hallucinations of a certain John Sheppard when bored in the library. (or any other member of the Atlantis Team)

3. You want to learn how to fight with sticks.

4. When you find yourself stuck doing science homework you ask yourself "What would McKay do?"

5. You want to have dreds just so you can stick as many knives as possible in your hair.

6. You've thought about archiving all of John's facial expressions.

7. You hate those damn bugs.

8. You've tried fighting in a skirt just because Teyla can.

9. You thought of a hundred ways to test out Rodney's super shield.

10. You call strange scary people Bob or Steve.

11. You mumble like an Asgaurd when you're pissed off.

12. You can count John's offworld conquests.

13. You threaten people with lemons.

14. You regularly contemplate the perfectness of John's hair.

15. You make long lists about being addicted to stargate atlantis when you should be trying to pass your exams.

16. Being as sarcastic as Sheppard

17. Watching the DVDs all day instead of working

18. Spending hours on youtube watching Atlantis fan vids.

19. Spending hours trying to figure out how to special order or make Ronon's gun.

20. Even though you own the DVDs you watch it every time it is on TV because you just can't get enough.

21. Making "Men of Atlantis" wallpapers

22. Making "Men of Atlantis" screensavers

23. Understanding these jokes.

24. Laughing at them.

25. When you continually quote lines from the show into everyday life and constantly confuse everyone else.

26. You actually think McKay is quiet charming.

27. Watching all of the episode commentaries

28. Watching all of the extras on the DVDs

29. Being able to identify with the Wraith and getting the joke "It's not easy being green"

30. Getting so caught up in the episodes that you threaten to send bombs to the writers of Stargate if they don't bring Carson back.

31. You cried when Carson Beckett Died.

Or...

32. You didn't actually believe that Carson died and after the episode was over. So you started fuming for about 15 minutes about how Stargate can't confuse you like that. Then, you ultimately come to the realization that he is gone when you do research on the internet. You cry when you see Carson in other episodes. (This happened to me)

33. You hate Kavanaghas much as everyone else does and you secretly hope he gets murdered horrible and they have a party.

34. You get jealous whenever any of the Atlantis crew finds a possible romantic relationship.

35. You think Teyla is absolutely adorable.

36. You are ridiculously attracted to any of the cast on Atlantis and write fan fiction about them. (You guys..lol)

37. You wish you could steal some of McKay's coffee.

38. You wish you could play a game of chess with Dr. Z just so he could beat you.

39. You really want to brush Dr. Z's hair.

40. You really want to figure out if Miko from Letters From Pegasus is the famous Dr. Kusanagi.

41. You go around touching things carefully in your house or in other places hoping they will light up and you find out that your part ancient.

42. You have a sudden urge to go to Antarctica…really bad.

43. You watch for Teyla saying "don't" instead of her usual "do not". One day she'll mess up. You just wait….

44. Every episode you hope that your imagined little mini character waltz on the show and fulfills your fantasies.

45. You proudly now know what a 'Hail Mary' is.

46. You like Johnny Cash just because Shepherd has a poster in his room.

47. You either really like Simon or don't like him at all. You either wish Weir would go back to him and leave all the other Atlantis men alone or you think he's fat and old and doesn't deserve her.

48. You spend hours trying to translate Dr. Z. And you know that he's cursing his brains out.

49. Cadman doesn't deserve Carson. Just putting that out there.

50. You secretly fantasize about the wraith. You are so wrong. (We all do it at some point.)