Hello, all of you who will ever read this... ever.
This is for TEH COUSIN, who was one of, like, five people who didn't like the ending of the "Vegas Edition" of Breaking LA, Ray William Johnson's vlog. And so, this is a slightly different version. Hope you likies.
By the way, all chapters in this fic are based off of Outasight's latest mixtape, "Get It Together". Hence the name.
- It's Like That -
Some might get it and some might not,
We don't really care, we just do what we want,
It's like that, oh. It's like that, oh.
I don't care.
- "We made it back to Los Angeles just in time to meet up with Harley from Epic Meal Time to have a couple of beers." -
Ray William Johnson, Big Rob, Lance Patrick, and Harley all sat around Ray's dining room table with a ton of beer bottles, both filled and empty, scattered across it. They knew that they couldn't have too many, since this was all being recorded on camera, but then again, Breaking LA wasn't your average vlog...
"I was.. I was thinking about, uh..." Ray tried to find the right words to say. He was about to announce something rather personal to the boys and the audience, and he knew they wouldn't take it 100% seriously. "Y'know, I've been... sort of... dating around for a while, and I was thinking about getting a... a girlfriend."
"What..." was all Lance could say. Ray having a legit girlfriend? Sure, he was the most likely out of all the single guys that he hung out with, but still...
"I know, I know..." Ray said loudly over the boys' chattering.
"Ugh!" Rob blurted out, clearly amused by this new information. "What are you, gay?"
Ray faked a smile. "Yes, that makes me completely and utterly homosexual."
"You're a sellout!" Lance accused.
"Yeah, I know, I'm selling out, I'm fuckin'..."
"Dude!"
"Wait, before you say anything ridiculous, I'm just letting you guys know that I'm thinking about it, okay?" Ray quickly interjected. "I'm thinking about it. You know, the decision's only half mine-!"
"It's fuckin' Anna!" Lance yelled.
"It's not Anna, dude," said Rob, and Ray was glad to have someone on his side.
"Yeah, it's not Anna..." Ray trailed off, staring at an object on his coffee table in the living room. It was a black, silicone wristband, and on it, in all white, capital letters, was the word...
"Meekakitty..." Ray muttered, and a flood of memories washed over him of all of the good times that he had back in New York City with his roommate Will and Will's younger cousin... Tessa...
"Does this mean you're gonna stop having sex with us?" asked Lance, breaking the silence, and he and the others cracked up.
"Get the fuck outta here!" Ray laughed. "You guys are stupid..."
"So, you want a tiny Asian girl that when she grabs your dick, it looks huge?" Rob wanted to know, grinning hysterically.
"Ugh, Rob..." Ray smothered his face in his hands, remembering why he thought it was a bad idea to tell them in the first place. "Rob," he said loudly, preventing him from cracking another joke. "Just a girlfriend."
"Hey, it's good," said Lance in an honest tone, standing and holding up his glass to clink it with Ray's beer bottle.
"Thank you."
"One last kiss!" He puckered his lips, and fell back in his seat from laughter. The boys laughed with him, leaving Ray unamused.
"But, for real, to snuggle bunnies," Harley declared, raising his beer bottle.
"To snuggle bunnies!" Rob and Lance loudly agreed.
Ray cracked a smile and laughed, "You guys are terrible," before he clinked beer bottles with them.
So, there you have it. Chaptah 1 of multiple. The chapters will be pretty short (haha like RAY) but y'know. That just means that it'll be updated more. If you like it, that is. If you don't, I'll probably still be uploading chapters.
Sooooo R&R and all of the other R's that are on this site.
