T w i l i g h t R E W R I T T E N

by Nobbie

In this story, I attempt to rewrite the entire - okay, maybe not entire. I like living - Twilight book in my own little way. New protagonist, new plot - an actual plot I mean - and some fun in the mix. Some assembly required. Bella not included.

1. Chapter 1

About three things I was absolutely positive.

First, Edward was a freak. Possible alien relations.

Second, there was a part of him –

and I didn't know how dominant that part might be –

that seemed to really want to sniff my underwear.

And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably

in need of a baseball bat.

Seriously.