Disclaimer: dont own bleach -- this happened before Ichigo became a sub shinigami XD R & R!
Kurosaki Ichigo was walking home with one of his friends, Keigo. Keigo pointed at his wrist and asked Ichigo what time it was; Ichigo replied, "I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my groin when I ask where the toilet is?"
Ichigo went in through the front door of their house and saw his dad, Iishin actually willing to get of his to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because he refuses to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. Ichigo rolled his eyes.
At dinner Ichigo's sister baked cake for dessert and Ichigo was about to grab a slice of cake, Ichigo's other sister, Karin sped up, stood before him and took the first slice of cake and said, "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Damn right! What good is cake if you cant eat it?
While at school Ichigo was watching Orihime searching inside her bag and took a look under her desk next and found what she was looking for, Tatsuki went to her and said, " It's always the last place you look." "Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna kick their asses!" Ichigo replied in a gruff voice.
The next day was a sunday, Ichigo felt like going to the movies to watch the new Indiana Jones movie, and while watching the film, the guy next to him said, "Did you see that?" "No, loser, I paid 100 yen to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor." Ichigo said to the guy with an annoyed look.
As Ichigo was walking out of the cinema a woman came up to him and asked, "Can I ask you a question?" .
Didnt really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?" Ichigo said as he walked to the vending machine.
On the vending machine he saw a sticker that said "New and Improved! Coke Zero!" he thought to himself, "Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldnt be new." Ichigo then walked away from the machine with the silly statement.
While waiting in the line in a convenience store he overheard some person say "Life is short..." He thought to himself once again..."What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?"
After his irritating day he was waiting for the bus when someone suddenly asks, "Has the bus come yet?" He replied saying, "If the bus came would I be standing here, Idiot?"
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