Author's Note: Lol this is a parody of "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie."

Disclaimer: I do not own "If you give a mouse a cookie". I do not own Yu- Gi-Oh.

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If you give Yugi a container of yogurt,

he'll need a spoon to eat it.

And when he sees the spoon,

it'll remind him of ice cream.

When you give the ice cream to him,

then he'll ask for a cherry to put on top.

If he sees the cherry,

then it reminds him of other kinds of fruit.

You'd have to give him your fruit bowl,

and let him pick out the fruits he wants to eat.

He sees a pineapple,

and it reminds him of Hawaii.

He'll want to go there.

So you'll have to go and buy airplane tickets.

As you get ready to go,

Yugi will see an apple.

He'll want to eat it.

So you'd have to peel the skin off for him.

The apple's shiny red skin would remind him of strawberry-flavoured ice cream.

He'd want some.

So you give him a box of ice cream.

He'd need a spoon to eat it with.

The spoon will remind him of his uneaten yogurt.

So chances are...

...you'd have to give him some.

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Author's Note: Review! Review!! Also if anyone has any ideas for a sequel... like if you give Bakura a bun, perhaps?

Bakura: Me? I'd love that!