WUALITY CLOB: DR. WHO VS. THE ALPHA MALES!

(this is the first WUALITY CLOB fanfic, and a such will only make sense to those who were there. You all know who you are! enjoy) P.S. this iss the tenth doctor.

So there we were, Rose and I after the Sycorax invasion, when we suddenly felt the tardis jolt.

"what the bloody hell was that?" rose yelled as she picked herself up off the ground.

"I have no idea... Lets find out!"

"What, wait!" she yelled as I opened the door. Below me was a what looked like a good 15 foot drop. I never got to find out for sure, because Rose ssent both of over the edge trying to catch up to me.

"God, that hurt" she said slowly getting up.

"I imagine it did, you just shoved us both out!"

"I didn't mean to!"

"Now where are we?" I ask as I look around. I see a large white and blue room with symbols and text floating about. "Why isn't this a peculiar place?"

"I recognie this. That is a notification bar, and that is a video someone uploaded."

"Rose, where exactly are we?"

"We are inside someones computer screen, and they are currently on facebook"

"Whats a facebook?"

"It is a social network, where you meet people, talk about your life; don't you have one?"

"I am a Time Lord who has spent lifetimes traveling aroung the galexy on adventures and you sound disapointed because I don't have a facebook account" I retort.

"Good point. why isn't that a strange name. Do you know what 'WUALITY CLOB' means?"

"I have't the slightest idea. That button says comment, should I?"

"I don't think you can, I mean-"

I use my sonic screwdriver to activate the button and i type away on the onscreen keyboard.

"From now on, I think I'll just stay quiet" she says as she walks off.

As I am typing away, I turn around to see a someone, a giant approach. "Rose, how in blazes did you get out there?"

"I am right here" she says as she walked over and looked into the imposters face.

"What, how the, but your..." the giant stammers.

"Hello!" I say in as nice away as I can. "Were kind of lost, would you mind helping us out?"

The Giant/Imposter, startled by this, stumbbles backwards as she faints. Rose looks with shock as this happens.

"She looks just like me, just younger? Doctor, what is going on?"

"I dont know, but it should be fun!" I say as I merily stroll over to get a better look.

end of chapter 1