A contract at Grey Publishing
"Welcome Mr Merlotte. I am Anastasia Grey. Please have a seat, make yourself comfortable."
"Well, thank you Mrs Grey. It is a pleasure to finally meet you."
"As we previously discussed on the phone, Mr Merlotte, Grey Publishing is very interested to work with you.
I personally think your project is really good and if you are prepared to work hard, I believe together we can make it worth existing."
"I certainly look forward to work close to you. I have heard the best of you Mrs Grey."
"That is very nice Mr Merlotte. Shall we talk further about the terms of the contract drafted here for you. Let's have a thorough look, will you?"
"Mrs Grey, concerning the times allotted, I willingly agree. I think five times a week, an hour per day will be beneficial."
"Well good, that seems perfect Mr Merlotte. I am so excited about it.
You will find pictures attached to the annex, your thoughts about them? I'd like your input in everything."
"They look satisfactory. Wow, I am speechless...I must say I can't wait to see them in action."
"Since we both agree on the main themes to be developed Mr Merlotte, I suggest the very first thing for you to do is to sign a NDA( non disclosure agreement). I need you to understand that No One should hear about our arrangement. No one."
"I see why you are adamant Mrs Grey. I appreciate determination in women, iron fist in a velvet glove lady."
"This conversation has picked my interest, why don't we start and waste no time? I am curious about this mentioned fist and wonder if it matches the rest."
"Well Mrs Grey, now that I am standing in your office shirtless due to your insistent request, what shall we do?"
"Mr Merlotte,.. sorry for being dumbstruck silent but it's quite a sight."
"You appear to be surprised yet...enthusiastic?"
"I'd say inspirational maybe."
"What do you mean Mrs Grey?"
"Take your pants off slowly, show your outline qualities. I need to make sure of your particular moves Mr Merlotte."
"Since I have signed your contract, I'd rather not argue. You are the boss, you decide and I get to execute."
"Good answer. And these boxer briefs, Mr Merlotte! Did you choose them on the sole purpose to goad me?"
"I wouldn't dare dear Mrs Grey. Indeed, my wife Sookie did."
"She has fine taste as far as I'm concerned. I'd like to know if you taste as divine as I had dreamed while reading your work."
"I endeavor to be your most compliant employee Mrs Grey."
"Now that I've got you bared body and soul in my office Mr Merlotte, let me give you a hint of what I expect from our future relationship."
"Impressive dear Mrs Grey. I like women who can take care of themselves. I do love the ones who work out this good. You are one of them."
"You're not so bad yourself. Enough of the floor show Mr Merlotte. Show me why I wanted to hire your services in the first place."
"May I suggest you take off the rest of these layers off but I beg you to keep these lead pencil gray heels on during our session."
"I have no objection. Continue."
"I am on my knees Mrs Grey. Is this where you need me to be?"
"Absolutely. Now Mr Merlotte, start using your skilled tongue and vocabulary knowledge. And don't stop till I say so."
"Oh Mr Merlotte, this is the perfect line to draw. DO NOT STOP."
"I'm glad of your high expectations Mrs Grey. I like your reactions a lot. My page is quite soaked with details. I really wish to give my hands a try."
"Mmmm Mr Merlotte, what a good idea! Suit yourself. I'm sensitive enough to care about your suggestions."
"You want to point your finger at something Mr Merlotte?"
"Is my point well made Mrs Grey or do I need to add extra points to assert my view?"
"I am curious by nature. This will be a... huge help to make things progress smoothly. But understand my position Mr Merlotte and make the most of it."
"I'll make sure to have my hands on all the various parts of the problem."
"I see no problem here. Don't you feel we are on the edge to overcome it already?
Mr Merlotte, I have the intense intuition that we are both on the same page at the same time."
"You are over the top Mrs Grey."
"I have no doubts about the complete success of us together, we are a great team. You 've reached instinctively my unspoken desires, it's a quality I require for my male authors."
"Let's head towards the end of the chapter Mrs Grey. It needs your enlightened visions."
"Oooh... Change the pace of the action, make it rougher till the climax come. It can't be long before the readers had enough. Give them what they came for.
Their books are open wide, they want to get their kicks off it."
"I'll go deeper and deeper on the subject and hold nothing back then."
"Be really precise and punctilious."
"Too good to be true Mr Merlotte. We really worked it out well today. Just for this long chapter and I have got another appointment. I foresee a trilogy at least with all our work. Am I correct?"
"Very well Mrs Grey. I was so excited to hear your say, I'm pleased my book to have an editor so involved in it. You didn't disappoint. Yes, I intend it to be long, full and detailed."
"It was a pleasure for me. Please stay in touch with my assistant Hannah. See you very soon Mr Merlotte. I'll see you out."
"Ana? Ana baby? You fell asleep and I couldn't find you. You were moaning softly. What was your dream about?"
Our eyes dart towards the book on the floor: the Southern Vampires Mysteries.
Mmmm wet dream!
"Mr Grey?"
"Yes Mrs Grey? Anything for you..."
"Christian, bite me."
"What?"
"Please bite me hard."
" We aim to please my lady."...
I don't own any of the Fifty Shades Trilogy or the characters therein. They belong to E L James.