Hello people! This is my first Fullmetal Alchemist fic so no flames plz! I hope you all like! Oh and this is not a song fic!
Behind these Homunculus Eyes
In the homunculus household five homunculi lived there: Envy, Lust, Wrath, Sloth, and Gluttony. Envy was painting his nails a purple color while laying on top a table. Wrath was reading a book that read: How to kill the very dumb. While looking at Envy.
"Look at my nails aren't they awesome!" Yelled Envy showing off his poorly painted purple nails to everybody.
"Yeah, there great." Said Wrath sarcastically.
"Your just jealous of my skills." Said Envy.
"What skills you mean turning your penis into a-" Wrath was cut off by Envy.
"What did you say?" Yelled Envy. " I know your weakness!" Said Envy.
"You wouldn't dare." Said Wrath as Envy transformed into…Barney!
Envy started chasing Wrath around as Barney. Wrath was throwing multiply objects in reach at Envy. He grabbed a lamp and began beating him with it in till it broke. Somehow Wrath managed to grab Gluttony, who was throwing up in the bathroom, he thought he was fat. However Wrath grabbed Gluttony he did and threw Gluttony like a bowling ball at Envy. Gluttony rolled over Envy turning back into himself. Wrath went back to reading and Envy went to his room.
"Well you all shut up!" Said Sloth drunk. She had been drinking a lot recently. Lust had to drag her to conceal to get her back off her drinking habits. But she would just beat the living shit out of the conceiler with beer bottles.
Lust, however was making smiley face cookies for everybody. When she handed one to Gluttony he began to cry sense he thought they were comforting him sense he was fat, and went back to throwing up.
When she walked to Envy's room Envy busted out of the door leaving Lust underneath it.
"I have found out something." He began.
"Oh god." Muttered Wrath.
"I found out that if I was a girl I'd be one hot-peace-of-ass!" He ended.
"Oh my god! I knew you were gay all along!" Yelled Wrath pointing a numerous random objects.
"What you make me cry! BOO-HOO BOO-HOO!" He fake cried as he ran into his room.
"Poor thing… Do I think he needs a hug…" Started Lust.
"I think… He… Needs beer!" Sang Sloth drunk.
"I think he needs to be killed!" Protested Wrath.
In his room Envy had put on a pink mini skirt, and a yellow polo. Everything he had on clashed he looked like the god of cross-dressing.
Envy walked out of his room to show the others. "How do you like?" He said girlishly.
"Oh my god! He is gender-confused!" Yelled Wrath as he covered his eyes in shame. "Mommy kill him!" He screamed.
Sloth got up and broke her beer bottle. "I'll kill him good." She said walking and almost falling a few times and almost running into random objects. She got to a lamp and started hitting it with the beer bottle, the lamp was what she thought was Envy.
Everybody stared even Gluttony who was trying to get skinny by throwing up.
Envy then broke the silence. "I will show off my hotness to the world!" He screamed as he run outside. He hooked up a stereo and stared dancing to "My humps" by the Black Eyed Peas. Everybody screamed in terror as he moved his rump to the motion. Babies cried and some died little boys ran away fearing he was Michael Jackson.
Suddenly, the people stared a riot at destroyed everything. Envy managed to escape with only his cloths torn showing his usually outfit. Though he wasn't safe yet some girl was throwing nail-polish-remover everywhere.
"OH MY GOOOOOODDDDD! IT GOT IN MY EYE!" Screamed Envy as he ran around searching for water. Wrath then transmuted his arm into a machine gun began blasting away James Bond style. Lust was throw cookies everywhere, Sloth was still fighting the lamp and Gluttony was dead because he threw up too much.
A car in the distance was visible. The car stopped it and Dante came out.
"DAMNNIT I LEAVE TO GET GROCERIES AND YOU ALL START A RIOT GET INSIDE!" Screamed Dante.
Envy had his head in a bowl of water with his eyes open. Lust stopped throwing cookies and Wrath stopped shooting people.
"My god look what you all did! Gluttony is dead, and Sloth is fighting a lamp! What the hell happened?" Yelled Dante pointing to what see was talking about.
"Um… Well you see Envy was being gay and painting his nails," Began Wrath.
"No I wasn't you threw Gluttony at me!" Yelled Envy.
"In my defense! You were proberly gonna' rape me as Barney!" Yelled Wrath.
"I was just trying to make cookies!" Said Lust about to breakdown.
"All of you just shut up!" Yelled Dante. Then Lust broke-down crying and Wrath and Envy began killing each other with lamps as light-sabers. And so… There well never be peace in the homunculus household.
(A/N) So how did you guys like? Plz give me hints how I could of made this better if it sucks thx!