A/N::: Pointless...im soooo board,,,,,URGGGG!
Craig came home from a long ass day at work. What he had planned was simple. Shower, watch horror movies and, if lucky, hump the shit out of a innocent caffeine addict.
But no.
Craig came home to find Tweek hiding on top of the fridge, holding a toaster
as if his life depended on it.
"What...The...Fuck...Tweek?"
"ARGGG! ITS THE GNOMES CRAIG!"
"Tweek...we've been through this...the gnomes aren't real!"
"T-t-they're not?" Tweek looked at the raven boy with huge, misty green eyes begging for mercy from the terrors in his mind.
"No, now come down here!" Craig flipped him off for ruining his night.
"I...I don't know how..." Tweek looked as if he could cry right then and there. Craig sighed and got him down. Craig was holding Tweek over his shoulder heading up stairs to clean the spilled coffee off of his shirt.
"Why are you holding the toaster again tweekers?" Craig raised one eyebrow.
"It's their- OH SWEET JESUS!- weakness..." The blonde was practically
a human vibrator. And it wasn't turning Craig on.
Nope...not at all...
Craig mentally flipped the bird to his shrinking pants.
"Riiiiiight...gnomes can't STAND toast. Got it. Tweek how would you like to take a shower with me right now? It's the least you can do for ruining my plans..."
"Nrrrgggg. I-i-i-i-i-i-i-..." Tweek was near hyperventilation.
"It's okay... the gnomes can't get you when your with me..." Craig rubbed soothing circles on Tweeks back.
"okay..." Tweek muttered. "I'll take the shower with you."
"Good! Because you have been vibrating like fuck on me ever since I got home! I so hard right now I could pierce a mammoth!" The raven smacked the blondes ass not to nicely.
"GAHH!"
A/N::: wow this sucks baby giraffe abortions...just sayin..
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