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Cedric Diggory was looking into the mirror, looking at his fray dress robes that looked so pathetic. "Bless me everyone," he muttered. "The handsome guy is near..." As he was staring at the floor, he bumped into someone. He looked up. He screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" It was Hagrid in a snake suit. It scared little ol' Diggory outta his skin. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" You can hear his scream everywhere, oh no we're all going to have a sleepless night - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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"OVER THE NORTH EAST WAKEFIELD AND INTO THE MIDDLE EAST, WE HAVE CEDRIC HOSTING 'THE MOST LUNATIC SHOW!' AND OF COURSE THE HOST IS CEDRIC DIGGORY! OVER TO YOU CEDRIC!"
'Thank you everyone! I'm Cedric Diggory and we're now at Hogwarts. Don't ask me why this muggle device will ever work cuz I don't know and a really pretty girl is walking by so ... Hey Hermione! Would you go to the ball wimme? And yes she says ... no! Shit! Nevermind we'll move on to the next target (oh yeah right) and we have Cho Chang! Hey Cho would you go to the ball - and she says no! Nevermind we still have another target and i see the back of this really pretty girl and hello missy well you go to the ball wimme? OH DARN IT! It's Pansy Parkinson and she says ... she says... YES! SHIT! I ASKED THE WRONG PERSON! Er... can I reject - NO? SHIT!'
Diggory walks to the stage with Pansy Parkinson and trips over his microphone wire. Everyone laughs and jeers(from Gryffindors, hehehe) like mad!
The spotlight shoots on Diggory & Parkinson and they begin to groove! Then Diggory steps on Pansy's leg and she shouts, "Why, I thought you were a good dancer!"
Oh my gawd. Diggory later, while offering some punch to Cho, the punch spill on Cho's legs and Cho really punched Diggory. And when Diggory wanted to hear the mermaids sing, the mermaids all flashed their fins at him and swam away!
What a bad day for Diggory! *of course as you can see he is SO UGLY!!!! the no. 1 ugly woman!!!*
Cedric Diggory was looking into the mirror, looking at his fray dress robes that looked so pathetic. "Bless me everyone," he muttered. "The handsome guy is near..." As he was staring at the floor, he bumped into someone. He looked up. He screamed, "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" It was Hagrid in a snake suit. It scared little ol' Diggory outta his skin. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" You can hear his scream everywhere, oh no we're all going to have a sleepless night - "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
---------------------------sorry that was a draft copy----------------------
"OVER THE NORTH EAST WAKEFIELD AND INTO THE MIDDLE EAST, WE HAVE CEDRIC HOSTING 'THE MOST LUNATIC SHOW!' AND OF COURSE THE HOST IS CEDRIC DIGGORY! OVER TO YOU CEDRIC!"
'Thank you everyone! I'm Cedric Diggory and we're now at Hogwarts. Don't ask me why this muggle device will ever work cuz I don't know and a really pretty girl is walking by so ... Hey Hermione! Would you go to the ball wimme? And yes she says ... no! Shit! Nevermind we'll move on to the next target (oh yeah right) and we have Cho Chang! Hey Cho would you go to the ball - and she says no! Nevermind we still have another target and i see the back of this really pretty girl and hello missy well you go to the ball wimme? OH DARN IT! It's Pansy Parkinson and she says ... she says... YES! SHIT! I ASKED THE WRONG PERSON! Er... can I reject - NO? SHIT!'
Diggory walks to the stage with Pansy Parkinson and trips over his microphone wire. Everyone laughs and jeers(from Gryffindors, hehehe) like mad!
The spotlight shoots on Diggory & Parkinson and they begin to groove! Then Diggory steps on Pansy's leg and she shouts, "Why, I thought you were a good dancer!"
Oh my gawd. Diggory later, while offering some punch to Cho, the punch spill on Cho's legs and Cho really punched Diggory. And when Diggory wanted to hear the mermaids sing, the mermaids all flashed their fins at him and swam away!
What a bad day for Diggory! *of course as you can see he is SO UGLY!!!! the no. 1 ugly woman!!!*