Disclaimer: I didn't create CSI: Miami or the villanelle, I just put them together.
The Villanelle
The perfect crime. It couldn't go awry.
I killed the cook, and woulda framed the waiter,
If not for that confounded CSI
I dumped the body easily as pie:
In the swamp I fed 'er to a gator.
The perfect crime; It couldn't go awry.
When she died nobody wondered why.
The suspect list was long as those who hate 'er,
If not for that confounded CSI.
I'd dressed up like the waiter, tore his tie
And smeared her blood inside his elevator.
The perfect crime: it couldn't go awry.
I hacked my camera's clock to fake an alibi,
Which no one woulda guessed 'til later,
If not for that confounded CSI.
From one photo's shadows, they caught my lie;
My careful alibi became my traitor.
The perfect crime, it couldn't go awry
If not for that confounded CSI.