Huzzah! Meh first Invader Zim story! It will be good, I promise! But the computer I use is messed up, so please forgive me for any mistakes. Wait… yup, now it's fixed.

Disclaimer: I no own Invader Zim. That honor is Jhonen Vazquez's

"NO!" a tall woman yelled into her phone. "I will not sit here and be burdened with two more demon spawn!... I'll do it." she then put down the phone and looked at the class in front of her. "Class, we are about to receive two new students, so treat them like I treat you. Badly."

The students all grinned, except for two in particular. One was a green child with a skin condition named Zim. The other was a young paranormal investigator named Dib. They were both wonder why two new kids would come on the same day.

Their question was answered a few seconds later, when the kids walked into the room. They were both girls, and they acted like they were sisters. But they didn't look like it.

One had long brown hair up in a ponytail and dark brown eyes. The other had short blond hair and green eyes. The brown haired girl wore a turquoise hoodie and a red shirt underneath it. The blond girl wore a t-shirt that said 'I'M NORMAL!' in big blue letters. The first girl had on black shorts, and the second had blue jeans.

"You two! Come up here and introduce yourselves. Because when you stop, you had better shut up!" the teacher, Ms. Bitters, yelled at them.

The girls only smiled, and Ms. Bitters cringed at their happiness.

"My name is Avery." the brown haired girl said.

"And I'm Mickenzie." The blond girl said.

"We are both happy to be here." They said together.

"Alright, that's enough," Ms. Bitters said.

"You," she pointed at Avery "will sit next to Dib." When she said this, the girl sitting next to him dropped through the floor. "And you," she pointed at Mickenzie "will sit next to Zim." The boy sitting next to Zim also dropped down.

Both girls walked over to their designated seats, sat down, and smiled at each other.

"And stop that." Ms. Bitters nearly screeched at them.

They stopped for a minute, but smiled again when her back was turned.

"Okay class. Today's lesson is about something only one of you will find interesting." She then looked over at Dib and glared at him. Dib shifted in his seat a little, scared and curious about what she has to say.

Ms. Bitters wouldn't stop glaring, but she eventually spoke. "Paranormal activity."

Dib would have started to speak about everything he knew about paranormal science- from ghosts to vampires to ninja ghosts that live in his toilet- if someone else hadn't said something.

"Do you mean the good kind of paranormal science or the bad kind?" Avery piped up.

Everyone stared at her, Dib's stare the longest and most confused. No one else liked the paranormal. No one.

"And what's the bad kind Avery?" she said the girl's name with distaste, as if it made her feel sick to say it.

"I mean the kind that can be proven wrong." Avery said as reached into her backpack. She withdrew a large book that showed its title was Haunted.

"Personally, I like the kind that can be proven correct." She smiled, much to the discomfort of the teacher.

She opened it to a page with a cluster of photographs filled with strange people in them. Upon further inspection, Dib saw that the paragraphs next to them were talking about ghosts. His eyes widened a little.

"Like here," she pointed to a picture of a man in a car with a strange dark figure behind him. Avery took a breath and began to read.

" 'A family visit to an Ipswich graveyard took a strange turn in 1959. Mabel Chimney took a picture of her mother's grave before photographing her husband waiting in the car. The developed print showed the deceased in the back seat. An expert declared that the picture was genuine.'"

She closed the book but did not put it away. Ms. Bitters glared at her, but did not say anything. Every kid in the class stared at her with a look that said 'Oh no. Another Dib'.

But Dib's expression was far from upset. He was so surprised that another person cared about his studies.

But he was even happier when it was a girl.

That was when the bell rang surprisingly early, and the students streamed out of the classroom. Avery was putting her book away and chatting with her friend when another student came up and pushed them down.

Avery and Mickenzie fell to the floor, the book flying towards the front of the room. out of the classroom. Avery was putting her book away and chatting with her friend when another student came up and pushed them down.

Avery and Mickenzie fell to the floor, the book flying towards the front of the room. The boy who pushed them was laughing as he walked out the door. Avery got up before her friend, and stared after the boy. To the only people in the room, which were her friend and- not known to them- Dib, her eyes glowed a bright red.

Mickenzie looked at her friend, saw her eyes, and smiled an evil looking smile.

"This should be fun."

Woot woot! This was fun to write! And it only took a day! Well, about an hour. But I couldn't work during school, so I think this might have taken one hour to write. Better than my other stories! I will start chapter two immediately, and will get it to you as quick as I can.

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