WARNING: Slash (yaoi) and cross-dressing. Don't like it, don't read it.

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Heather passed by the bedroom in the apartment. Everyone had been required to wait there until season three came on. She stopped when she heard… noises. Hey! I sleep in that room! She thought, worried someone like Gwen or Izzy was breaking her things.

Courtney walked by, "Hey, what's that noise?" she asked.

"I don't know…" Heather said. The two opened the door quickly, and were shocked and borderline horrified by what they saw. Noah had his arms around Cody, and it looked like they were about to kiss, but now they looked toward Heather and Courtney. The boys were frozen in each other's arms- mainly because of the embarrassment of their situation.

Cody was wearing Courtney's shirt, his own jeans, and a wig that looked exactly like Courtney's hair. Noah was wearing Heather's top, shorts, shoes, and a wig that looked like Heather's did before it was shaven. Noah was even wearing a little eye shadow and pink lip gloss.

"Oh… Hey…" Noah said slowly.

"What… the hell… are… you… doing?" Heather asked.

"Why are you dressed like us?" Courtney asked, one of her eyes twitching.

Cody chuckled slightly, a nervous habit of his, "Um… We… Uh…"

"There's no easy way to explain this." Noah said, and then he turned to Cody, "I told you we should stop doing this!"

"But it's so fun!" Cody said.

"Is that my bracelet?" Heather exclaimed.

"Yes," Noah said, looking at the bracelet on his wrist. It went silent.

"Are you two going to pull away any time soon?" Courtney asked, breaking the silence. Cody blushed and pushed Noah away, who promptly let him go.

"My clothes, my make-up, my jewelry-" Heather sniffed the air, "My perfume?"

"I like to be authentic!" Noah defended himself.

"Why are you dressed like us, though?" Courtney asked, then shook her head and left, mumbling how she did not even want to know.

"Well? Why?" Heather asked the boys.

"Because it's… fun," said Cody shyly. Heather turned to leave, but turned back around.

"My anklet?" she pointed to Noah's ankle, which featured her pink ankle-bracelet, "Really?"

"I like to be authentic. I said that." Noah said nonchalantly, shrugging.

Heather shook her head again, then turned and left.

"They're just jealous we can pull off these outfits better than they can." Noah smirked, then looked at Cody and said, "Well, I can."

"Shut up." Cody playfully pushed Noah, who smiled. They continued acting like the two preps.

Izzy laughed under her breath, for she was hiding under a bed and recording the whole thing.

"Yuri and yaoi," she said, "Best of both worlds!"

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I wrote this for the lulz… And because I love to see Noah dressed like Heather! X3 R&R!