Chapter1

Meeting a pro

Sponge bob and Patrick want to make the soccer team. First they need to learn the basics of the game.

SpongeBob: We need to learn how to play.

Patrick: So I'll go get my friend David Beckham to teach us.

SpongeBob: Yeah right you don't know David Beckham.

Patrick: Ok don't believe me I'll bring him here tomorrow.

SpongeBob: Ok I'll believe it when I see it.

Patrick: Ok

So the next morning they went to the soccer field to see David.

David: So I hear you two want to learn how to play.

SpongeBob: Yes we do.

Patrick: I told you so SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Ok well I guess you were right. But there is no way that he is here. It must be a fake or something.

Patrick: He's here isn't he?

SpongeBob: Ok I guess I believe you.

David: So why do you want to play.

SpongeBob/Patrick: We want to tryout for the bikini bottom soccer team. We just don't know how to play.

David: So the first drill were going to do is shooting on goal.

SpongeBob is shooting first; he puts the ball in a position on the ground. SpongeBob gets a running start. He slammed the ball off the cross bar and it came back and hit him in the face.

Patrick: Ha-ha that's really funny, you're a klutz.

SpongeBob: Patrick that is not very funny, let's see you try it.

Patrick: Ok then I will.

So David lined up the ball towards the net. Patrick gets a running start, he missed the ball and fell on his back and started bouncing.

SpongeBob/Patrick: Hahahaha that's funny I guess I didn't do any better.

David: We'll have to work on your skills tomorrow so go home and get your rest.