A.N. So I am making a list fic. I wrote this short fic Friday and haven't decided if I will make a sequel yet. Ziva and Tony are my favorite NCIS Paring. Reviews are appreciated.

50 Stupid Funny Smart Cute Things to do while Ziva's Pregnant.

Faint when she shows you the pregnancy test..

Ask if it was a dream when you wake up.

Ask if its yours.

Ask again when she slaps you.

Ask her if you want to move the wedding date.

Laugh when she freaks about the wedding dress.

Ask her to stop slaping you.

Tell Abby the news first.

Tell Probie and Abbs to get "BUSY".

Faint again when Abby says she's Pregnant too.

When you wake up ask her if its Probies.

Quickly ask her why She'd want part of probie growing in side her.

Run to autopsy and ask to hide in the coolers.

Scream like a little girl when Gibbs , Abby, walk over to you.

Tell Gibbs he's going to be a grandpa.

Wear a helmet to work for a week.

Tell her she's getting fat.

Tell her she runs fast for someone who's gained so much weight.

Tell her pickles and ice cream is gross.

Ask her if she's serious when she says to sleep on the couch.

Laugh when she says she stuck in the tub.

Tell her you won't help her get out.

Laugh when she says she will kill you 30 different ways with a paper clip.

Point out she can't kill you from the tub.

Run out of the room when she reminds you she's a Mossad Assassin.

Point out she has no phone when she threatens to call Gibbs to get her out.

Go help her when she threatens to make you sleep on the couch for the rest of the pregnancy.

Complain when she makes you sleep on the couch that night.

Grip when she makes you go on late night food runs.

Tell her she crazy when the smell of cookies makes her sick.

Ask her if morning sickness is bad.

Tell her she looks like a whale.

A hot whale.

Fall asleep shopping for a crib.

Complain every time she has to pee.

Argue about what color to paint the nursery.

Ask Abby what color she's painting hers.

Tell her you want to name it Tony wether it's a boy or girl.

Tell her she can name it.

An English name.

Ask the ultrasound lady if the baby's got two heads.

Say I knew that when she says that's the but.

Tell Ziva that she's wet her self when her water breaks.

Flirt with the delivery nurse.

Tell her it was her Idea to have sex.

During delivery.

Tell Gibbs she broke your fingers.

Head slap yourself.

Tell Ziva your glad its over.

But she and the baby look beautiful.