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Exclusive Interview
with this year's Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile WINNER!!
Your host: Ima Fan
Hello, I'm your host
Ima Fan and today I will be presenting the Witch Weekly's most charming smile
award. Sadly, Gilderoy Lockhart who lost his memory last year 'forgets' how
to smile!! What a shame as he was one of our 'fav' smiles!! Oh well, out
with the old and in with the new!! The winner of this year's most charming
smile goes to
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DOBBY THE HOUSE-ELF!!
Come on out Dobby!!
Dobby walks out on
stage looking around bewildered.
Ima Fan:
Dobby, do you know you are here?
Dobby:
No miss has Dobby done wrong?
IF:
No Dobby-
D:
But Dobby didn't break the vase…
Dobby looks around
as if he's lost something.
D:
Would miss have an oven by any chance?
IF:
Why would you want an ov-
D:
Miss no worries, Dobby remembered his own!!
IF: What do you mean Dob-
Ima Fan looks even
more confused as she sees Dobby pull a portable oven out of his red backpack.
IF:
Dobby, what's this? No stop Dobby don't bang your ears in the oven! DOBBY
NO!! STOP!!
D:
(Looks worried) Dobby sorry misses. Dobby sorry if he hurted miss's ears
from the noises…
Dobby sees the glass
pitcher full of water and lunges for it.
IF:
WHAT are you doing Dobby?
D:
Dobby must punish himself, miss.
The house-elf spills
water all over himself and then shoves his head in the jug.
D:
gurgle, gurgle glug miss.
IF:
WHAT?? Look Dobby just sit here so I can talk to you about-
Dobby rolls on the
floor, smashes the jug and stands up yelling…
D:
MISS, DOBBY DIDN'T DO IT. BUT Dobby will punish himself anyway…
Dobby looks into the
audience and spots a man holding out his lighter just about to light a cigarette
and before Ima Fan can yell at the man that he's not supposed to smoke in
here, Dobby jumped up the stairs, three at a time, sticks his tongue out at the
man steals his lighter runs out back on the stairs and…
IF:
Dobby no!! AHH…
Ima Fan runs up the
stairs to stop Dobby…
D:
Miss, Dobby must punish himself for wrongs he's done. Bad
Dobby. Very bad Dobby.
Dobby holds the
lighter to his ear and his ear sets alight.
IF:
Has anyone got any water?? ANYBODY?!?
As Ima sees a young
girl with a bottle of soft drink, she grabs it and pours it over Dobby.
D:
Dobby sorry, miss but now Dobby is sticky…
Dobby throws himself
down the stairs aiming for the fish tank knocking Ima Fan's hair en route;
displaying her rather baldhead which resided under her hair piece the audience
then burst out in fits of laughter.
IF:
WHAT?! What are you all laughing at?? WHAT?!?
A hair piece falls
in front of Ima Fan and she slowly looks down and…screams…
IF:
Leave me alone!!
Ima Fan runs out of
the studio screaming…
D:
O oh… Dobby did wrong…again!!
Dobby the house-elf
turns to the audience and smiles, not just any smile but a Witch Weekly most
charming smile.
