This is slash, meaning two boys paired together romantically. Do not read if it offends you or if you do not like the concept.

Just a littleRemus/Sirius ficlet I wrote for my cousin. Hope you enjoy!

- Dana


"Just come in the water already," Sirius Black called to an unwavering silhouette standing several meters away on the rocky beach. "It's nice and warm." He thrashed his arms in the chest deep water, causing violent ripples to scamper in all directions away from his body. It was almost a full moon and not a single cloud was in the sky, causing spectacular nighttime vision.

"I'm perfectly fine over here, thank you very much," the silhouetted figure said loudly and turned his back on him.

"Reeeemus," Sirius whined, pouted, and trudged in a huff towards the shore until the water was waist deep all within three seconds. "Don't make me come out there and drag your scrawny, little arse in the water."

Remus turned around ever so slightly and let out an audible snort directed at the longhaired man. "I do not see any logic in jumping in water, still in my school clothes, in a lake that houses a squid, in the middle of the bloody night" he said and pointed his nose up stubbornly towards the starry sky.

"Well what if I remove it?" Sirius said and marched loudly out of the water until he was facing Remus's back. He studied the back of the werewolf's head and smiled to himself; Remus was beautiful, even from behind, not to mention that he had a perfect behind.

"What?" Remus asked, and did not turn to face his friend. "The squid?"

"No," Sirius said, laughing. "Your clothes, you silly twit." He embraced Remus from behind, wrapped his hands on the werewolf's chest and rested his forehead on his shoulder.

"Come in the water, Moony," he said softly as several strands of long, black hair fell over his face and obscured his vision.

Remus walked out of his lover's embrace and was overcome with a fit of snorts disguised as giggles, as Sirius stood rooted on the spot, perplexed.

"What's so funny?" he asked and combed his hair out of his eyes with his fingers.

Remus bit his lip to stifle the laughing and attempted to keep a straight face. "Nothing's funny. Nothing is funny at all." Another giggle-snort escaped his lips and he turned his back on Sirius, once again.

"Oh yes, something is funny," Sirius said, catching on grinning manically. "I said 'come in the water, Moony', and if the stunning, show stopping, spectacular Sirius Black has anything to do with it, you most certainly will."

He dragged Remus by the hand through the black water and pulled him into a hug.

"Twice," he whispered seductively in his ear.


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- Dana