A/N: The summary amuses me...enjoy!xD

Experiments

The Masochists Union and One Sadist

It was the danger of him being utterly bored with his perfect life at such a young age that drove him to contemplate much on age-inappropriate thoughts.

Curiosity should be damned if you'd ever get round to hearing what he wanted to consider doing just for the fun...yes, fun...of finding out the consequences. But of course there were victims.

The president was out of the question, definitely. The boy was appallingly mundane, dull and cowardly, but still kind enough to be given a beautiful light show, right? He was a self-confessed sucker for such things.

The secretary, to much delight, was surprisingly gullible, contrary to the hard, reserved, unmoving exterior he tended to show in public.

Akira was quite glad he had found someone to share his sentiments about the world to. Even though he knew that he'd eventually do things Suoh wouldn't exactly approve of, he was quite confident the bluenette would grow to love his vice.

With the excitement of the prospect of being able to relieve his boredom, the experiments began.

Perhaps Fate herself was flattered with someone blatantly challenging her merciless ways because the incredible young larcenist got away with everything he did. It was like his life was running on pure spite.

Nokoru, for his part, hardly gave a newt's patoot about what those two got themselves into. As stated earlier, he was perfectly happy with the beautiful shows he was given.

Oh what has the world come to now?

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A/N: more to come! scream for it! ...or not...it'll still come anyway...xD ...enjoy!xD and ciAo...