Whether you're in college or on your own, we all at one point have a roommate. Some are good, some are bad, some are insane, and some are creepy.
I thought what would it be like for Reid to have a roommate and it's a crazy roommate. By crazy I mean not a psychotic killer but a quirky, funny individual.
By the way this is all imagination based so if parts don't really make sense, it's not supposed too.
I don't own Criminal Minds.
Enjoy
Spencer and the rest of the team were discussing about a new case. Suddenly an agent comes in looking nervous and frightened.
"Which one of you is Agent Reid?"
Spencer stood up, "Is something wrong."
"A man named Bill came in he said he's your neighbor and it's important that he sees you."
Just then Bill comes in looking frantic. "Spencer you have to come home, it's your roommate Greg."
Everyone stood up worried that something terrible happened. "What's wrong with him?"
Suddenly there was screaming in the bull pen and then Greg comes upstairs with a giant, 8 foot long lizard on a leash. "Hey Spencer, sorry to bother you but I wanted to know if you knew what to feed a lizard this big."
Everyone stared at him dumbfounded and Emily scooted to the corner in fear of the grotesque beast.
Spencer spoke, "Greg you went on the internet again didn't you?"
Greg smiled "Yep I got it on an auction site for thirty dollars."
"Greg…you are going to send that thing back to the owner right now…or I will kick you out."
"But Spencer, I named him Hamlet and I can't return him, it's a final deal."
Spencer rubbed his head in frustration, "Ok until we find another owner that will take him…he stays."
Greg cheered and hugged hamlet.
"As long as it's not near my apartment, I'm fine" said Bill as he walked off.
Greg said goodbye to Reid and walked out of the office with Hamlet.
"I think Hamlet is a good name for it" said Rossi.