Harry's Love poem to Hagrid

by Froffeexox

Harry professes his undying love for Hagrid in poetry form, with some rather hilarious consequenses. "Because he's easy," as he says in the poem. How do you think Hagrid will react? Reviews welcomed and cherished, sniffle.

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For Haggers a poem about my love for you always and forever and for eternity

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A giant of gold, sweet and of fair.

So tender and mild is your bushy hair.

Your Hands are so big, they take up the air.

Your nose as a fruit would be a pear.

You always let me into your love lair.

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Your beard as a whole complements your beauty

Your beady black eyes look so hasty and fruity

To be kind and to care is your sexiful duty.

So round and so plump is your large booty

Do not be scared my lover I am not a cooty.

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When I look at your face your eyes seem to shine,

Your fat little piggies were pickled in brine,

You may not be perfect, but I think you're fine,

I hit you once, but overstepped the line,

Oh my dear Hagger, why won't you be mine?

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Although I love you, you really do smell,

I wish you would give me just one bloody cell,

I may have once have wished you would fall in a well,

But kiss me and I promise never to tell,

In your house with you I would like to dwell.

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Because I'm easy,

Easy like Sunday morning.

By Harry Potter AKA the dark-haired one.

Ya Bitch. I'm gonna get me some biskwits.

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A/N Want more? IF I get 20 reviews and loads of hits, I will do one from Ron to Draco! TheEntertainer26 helped by writing some of this ~ Check out his profile, y'all!