Hello, people! This is my 'getting used to' fanfic! It was inspired by another fanfic I read AGES and I was left alone for too long, so this is what came out…
Also, my previous stories have been deleted from my files in my PC, so that's pretty bad… I'll try to salvage it, if you want…
Original story: Coincidence by Uphill Both Ways
Disclaimer: I do not own the original story, or Durarara! itself.
I don't know what to rate this…
[SCENE 1]
[Enter Chair and Narrator]
Narrator: Many people seem to think that Izaya himself founded the Crack pairing IzayaXChair, as he went and bought the chair. But no, the truth is that Chair did.
[Chair is spinning around in IKEA, clearly bursting with all the joyful emotion a chair can have]
Narrator: As you can see, Chair lives a normal life in IKEA. That is, until it gets bored of chair life.
Chair: I want to see the world! I'm street-0smart, so I can probably survive! Bye, kettle [Kettle starts crying]
Narrator: As Chair ventures the city life of Ikebukuro, it comes across something rather… strange]
Shizuo: IZAAAYAAAA! GET BACK HERE, FLEA
[Shizuo is seemingly yelling at a raven-haired man called 'Izaya', and is throwing vending machines at him]
Chair: Please, calm down!
Narrator: Of course, no one can hear the poor chair, as it was an object. But even though no one heard it, Izaya did notice Chair.
Izaya: You look comfy…
[Izaya immediately sits in the spinny chair, twirling around in it, giggling and laughing all the way]
Narrator: Shizuo just stared, forgetting the screaming man in his hands that he was about to throw.
[Since the chair had wheels, Izaya scooted away to his home in Shinjuuku, leaving his forgotten fight with Shizuo]
THE END