Welcome to Deformed Pig's Skin School! Chapter 1: Meet the Weirdos, a Harry Potter + Percy Jackson and the Olympians Crossover fanfic

Harry frowned as he and Hermione waited on the steps of the Burrow. Ron and the rest of the Weasley family had gone inside, as it was getting dark, but Hermione had insisted on staying to welcome the transfer students. Harry finally dragged Hermione over to the door, and inside. There was a sound of water rushing behind them, and she and Harry turned around. A boy around their age, seemingly battle-worn, with rips in his clothes and soot on his shirt, climbed out of a fountain down the street, dry. He had black hair and sea-green eyes that seemed to shift from blue to green to purple and then back, and he was lean, though he had many muscles. He rubbed his hair slightly, then glanced up at the two curious gazes set on him.

"You didn't see that, okay?" he mumbled towards them, looking left and right to make sure no one heard. They nodded confusedly. "Thanks." He continued to sit. A girl then appeared, holding a baseball cap. She had long blonde hair and grey eyes. Her eyes had a steel that seems to enrapture the to watching wizards. She turned her gaze toward the other teen. She smiled slightly, and he grinned a crooked grin, looking quite adorable, Hermione had to admit.

Next a few other boys walked over from around the street, greeting the two already there. There was a blonde boy with blue eyes, a panda-looking boy with large muscles and a black buzz cut and deep brown eyes followed him. On the left of the blonde boy was a boy with black hair and brown eyes like the other boy, but his eyes were darker and his hair was curled. His ears were slightly pointed, and he kept tapping on his legs impatiently. When he spotted the first boy who had arrived, they smiled matching troublemaker grins. Behind the three was another boy, ambling behind them while looking at the ground nonchalantly. He had messy black hair also, and his eyes were dark and mysterious. He wore only black, and kept fingering a skull ring. He looked up at the first boy and smiled slightly, but then put his head back down. The two blondes stared at each other, then smiled widely.

They all hugged, (much to the emo guy's chagrin,) then looked back at the street, where three girls had appeared without them noticing. Hermione and Harry surveyed the group, turning their heads to the three girls. The one on the left had brown hair in a side braid. Her eyes seemed to change colors when Hermione focused on them. She ran toward the blonde boy and they hugged. The other girl turned to the two teens that stood frozen on the porch. Her eyes struck them first; they were bright gold, shining slightly. She had Cinnamon-colored hair, and her skin was dark, which made her eyes stand out even more. She whistled, and a horse came trotting behind her. Last was a girl with black hair and piercing blue eyes, who looked around her suspiciously, then turned, smiling at the group. The girls reached the people waiting around the Burrow, and they all had a hug fest.

The first boy laughed slightly when the horse whinnied. "Frank, watch your back," he said. "He says he's still going to call you your nickname, even if Hazel's your friend." The buzz cut guy gulped.

"What do you mean? What nickname?" the braided-hair girl asked curiously.

"Oh, yeah. That was funny. Um, a while ago, when we first met him, he said 'I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man." the gold-eyed girl giggled at the memory, and the other girls joined in afterwards, while the boys cracked a smile, even the buzz cut guy.

"Um, hello?" Hermione asked. The group turned to her. "Are you guys the transfer students?" The blonde girl stepped forward.

"Yep. And are you our caretakers?"

"Mm-hm. Come on in," Harry invited. The kids strode in. They seemingly ignored their surroundings, not at all fazed by its scary appearance. Harry guided them to the living room, where they relaxed on the couch. The curly-haired boy started tapping a beat on the couch, nodding slightly, and the blue- and gray-eyed girls started creating a rhythm, repeating it. The buzz-cut guy and the black-wearing boy started doing beat boxing, looking down at the couch as they did, while the blond boy started to hum a few notes, playing the background notes. The blond boy nodded to the other boy, the green-eyed one, who nodded back, while leaning back, resting his neck on his hands. He seemed to be off in his own world, and neither Hermione nor Harry wanted to disrupt them. They walked over to the kitchen, bringing them over. The boy had continued to sing, and the group's eyes were all closed. The blonde started to sing background vocals.

[Verse 1]

It's been said and done

Every beautiful thought's been already sung

And I guess right now here's another one

So your melody will play on and on, with best of 'em

You are beautiful, like a dream come alive, incredible

A centerfold miracle, lyrical

You've saved my life again

And I want you to know baby

[Chorus]

I, I love you like a love song, baby

And I keep hittin' re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

I, I love you like a love song, baby

And I keep hittin' re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

[Verse 2]

Constantly, boy you played through my mind like a symphony

There's no way to describe what you do to me

You just do to me, what you do

And it feels like I've been rescued

I've been set free

I am hyptonized by your destiny

You are magical, lyrical, beautiful

You are...I want you to know baby

[Chorus]

I, I love you like a love song, baby

And I keep hittin' re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

I, I love you like a love song, baby

And I keep hittin' re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

[Bridge]

No one compares

You stand alone, to every record I own

Music to my heart that's what you are

A song that goes on and on

[Chorus]

I, I love you like a love song, baby

And I keep hittin' re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat

I, I love you like a love song, baby

I love you...like a love song…

Their eyes flew open as people clapped.

"What song was that?" Ginny asked.

"Love You Like A Love Song by Selena Gomez and the Scene," the green-eyed boy said, sitting up.

"Cool," Fred and George said in sync.

"Who're you?" Ron demanded. The buzz-cut guy stood up.

"I'm Frank Zhang." He sat down. They continued, from left to right.

"Hazel Levesque."

"Jason Grace."

"Superman," the curly-haired boy coughed, grinning still.
"Thalia. Just Thalia." She glared at the group, daring them to retort.

"Annabeth Chase—"

"—or Wise Girl." Annabeth glared at the green-eyed boy.

"Nico di Angelo," he muttered, looking away.

"Piper McLean," she said cheerfully.

"Leo Valdez or Mr. McShizzle, at your service."
"Percy Jackson—"

"—Or Seaweed Brain—"

"—Or Kelp Head," Thalia finished.

"Shuddup," Percy grunted.

"…and that's it," Annabeth said, smiling at the others. Mrs. Weasley took that moment to poke her head in.

"Mr. Weasley will be here soon, but we can eat now.:

"Can you do another one later?" Harry asked the rest of them as they headed over.

"Sure," Jason shrugged.

"Any suggestion?" Piper asked.

"This Kiss? By Carly Rae Jepsen?" Ginny asked timidly.

"Okay," Hazel agreed amiably. The boys groaned, but stopped under the glares of the girls. They sat down. Immediately after the food arrived, the boys chowed down, ignoring the distasteful looks from the girls. Percy stacked his plate two feet high with food, with the other boys having only a little less. Under the table, Leo lit his hand on fire, and the rest started murmuring words, while dumping some food on it. Afterwards, they decided to sing. They did the same parts as before, but Percy was doing the rhythm with Jason, while Thalia did the background vocals and piano/guitar part, while Annabeth sang.

I went out last night

I'm going out tonight again

Anything to capture your attention (your attention)

And she's a real sweet girl

And you know I got a boy

Details we both forgot to mention (forgot to mention)

And you, I always know where you are

And you always know where I am

We're taking it way too far

But I don't want it to end

This kiss is something I can't resist

Your lips are undeniable

This kiss is something I can't risk

Your heart is unreliable

Something so sentimental

You make so detrimental

And I wish it didn't feel like this

Cause I don't wanna miss this kiss

I don't wanna miss this kiss

You know you're just my type

And your eyes are lock and key, to my heart

Tempting my confession (my confession)

And you're a real hot thing

But you know I've got a boy somewhere

So can you feel the tension? (Feel the tension)

And you, I'm dancing to where you are

And your dancing to where I am

We're taking it way too far

But I don't want it to end

This kiss is something I can't resist

Your lips are undeniable

This kiss is something I can't risk

Your heart is unreliable

Something so sentimental

You make so detrimental

And I wish it didn't feel like this

Cause I don't wanna miss this kiss

I don't wanna miss this kiss

But if you ask me to

I couldn't, I couldn't, I

You're leaning closer and

I shouldn't, I shouldn't, I

But if you ask me to

I couldn't, I couldn't, I

I shouldn't, I shouldn't

I don't wanna miss this kiss

This kiss is something I can't resist

Your lips are undeniable

This kiss is something I can't risk

Your heart is unreliable

Something so sentimental

You make so detrimental

And I wish it didn't feel like this

Cause I don't wanna miss this kiss

I wish it didn't feel like this

I don't wanna miss this kiss.

The claps again were heard, and the new kids smiled. "Maybe we should sing this at the wizard school. Make a band," Leo joked, whispering in Thalia's ear.

"Maybe we should," she whispered back seriously.

"U-uh, I was kidding."

"Well, we should." Thalia stood up. "I hereby proclaim that we should make a band at the Wizarding School."

"Sure," the girls agreed, and glared at the boys 'til they agreed too.

"What should it be called, though?" Frank asked.

"Easy. Half-bloods," Annabeth suggested/ordered. The boys shivered at her glare.

"Okay…"

"Speaking of our school, what's it called?" Jason questioned, bring the Weasley family and Hermione out of their conversation.

"They didn't tell you?" Mrs. Weasley asked, frowning slightly.

"No…"

"It's Hogwarts," Ron said proudly. Silence.

"…What?!"

"Yeah…" Harry looked worriedly at them. "Is there a problem?"

"Hog… warts?" Percy asked, a grin spreading across his face.

"Well, yeah…" The reaction was immediate. Percy and Leo collapsed on the ground, snickering. Annabeth and Hazel were giggling behind their hands, while Jason and Piper were guffawing. Thalia threw her arm around Annabeth, and started to chuckle. Even Nico cracked a smile, which escalated to sniggering with Leo and Percy.

"Your… school…" Leo said between laughs, "…is named… after deformed pig's… skin?"

"Yep," Fred said, smiling too. "George and I had the same reaction. Not the rest of these guys with no humor." The rest of them glared at him, minus George and the laughing demigods. The demigods (eventually) stopped laughing, and started to yawn instead.

"Well, time for bed," Mrs. Weasley ordered. "Oh, well. You'll see Mr. Weasley tomorrow. Go on, then!"

I hope you liked this story. I know it's really cliché, but I love these type of plots anyway. It's really quite awesome. Um, hope you like it. Go press that comment button. Guests too. I don't care if you hate it or not, I just really want to know what you think, flames or no. Honest opinions and suggestions, including critique is welcome.

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