Haruhi: Do I really have to do this?

Me: Don't worry I'll beatbox for you.

Haruhi: But why--

Me: Just. Do. It.

Haruhi: O-okay.
(blandly)
"I'm a girl, not a boy
and I'm extremely smart
I go to Ouran
But I'm a commoner
From the start
Because of some troubles
I've joined the club of hosts
They're the weirdest people I've met
but we've become real close..."

Haruhi: Do I have to do the rest?

Me: Come oooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn--

Haruhi: Okay fine fine!

"My dad's an okama
But I couldn't care less
Now I have to crossdress
and gather a thousand guests
I wouldn't care if anybody found out
I should be careful though,
it's something I have to think about."

Haruhi: There I'm done.

Me: Pika pika wha, pshkapshka--

Haruhi: You can stop beatboxing now.


I don't own the Ouran characters, but I did make up the raps. R&R please.