Fear the beer?
Summary: there's a new beer in town. Its name? Well, I can't tell you, even I don't know. Hell, I doubt the person drinking it will remember this tail, luckily he recorded it before being inebriated… or did he?
In a place far, far away, about 5 minutes from you on your television, in the restricted section where you had to pay a gargantuan cable bill… A lonely beer bottle sat. in a nondescript corner being advertised to the world. It had no name yet, so even we don't know much about it. 1 day the beer got bored, so it decided to visit a lush rainforest. "Think I'll take a swim", it said. It began to take a dip in the water. Suddenly all the animals flocked up, and drank the water. They were thirsty little buggers. Minutes later the animals were all dead from alcohol overdosing. The beer bottle got out of the water. "That was a nice swim", it declared. Think I'll take a nap now. It began to sleep, snorting out puffs of air which you guessed it, intoxicated the trees. The next day the forest was destroyed. All that was left was the beer sleeping on a log. Thus a legend was born, a legend that would terrify the multiverse. One person at a time. Logger: The Beer that brought the forest down. Soon it wouldn't be just the forests though. If the commercial makers of this beer got there way, it would be more. The multiverse would be in trouble for sure if this beer continued to exist.
The end, for now.