I don't Own Harry potter, JK Rowling does, (if I had then the books six and seven would be totally different, Ron would have been decked a long time ago with Malfoy, Ginny would have become background, and in the last battle Dobby and the house elves would had appear riding Aragog and the other acromantulas in order to protect his master) that or had a better plot
Have you asked your self what a inserted Word or sentence would change some results, well here are some examples
Done it Before
Harry Potter was hearing to what Professor "Mad Eye" Moody was tlling him before his first challenge.
"And let's not forget about Delacour, she is as much of a princess as I am" grumbled the professor, his fake eye twirling madly "And what can you do?"
"Well i am very good at flying" answered nervously the boy
"hmp, well lets see how can that help you against a dragon" before moving along leaving the teenager to dwell on the situation "is not like you battled before giant lizards" this came more as a whisper but unfortunately enough the teenager heard it
Wide eyed, the Boy-who-lived-and-hated-being-called-this-stupid-title got a flashback, "of course I have fought another giant lizard before, if you can count the basilisk as one" before going directly to the only friend that was talking to him at the moment.
The day of the task
Harry was nervous, the only thing that keeps him on place was the hug he received a moment earlier from Hermione I have to do something nice for her if I survive, and after killing Skeeter, how dare she interrupt that hug thought the boy before he was brought back to reality
"And now the next Champion Harry Potter" come from the outside loud and clear interrupting his thinking
"OK this is it"
When he stepped out he found that the columns of rocks didn't let him see very well the dragon, but he could clearly see the the sits where the spectators are cheering
"Are they betting against me or for how long I can survive?" his musings were stopped when a the tail of the Hungarian Horntail smashed the boulder nearby
"ok lets see if it works" ACCIO GRYFFINDOR'S SWORD
That whole action earned a gasp from half the student population along with the staff, while the headmaster paled a bit not knowing what this would cause
Surviving a couple of minutes dodging the wild dragons tail whiplash, fire blast and bites while the Slytherings taunted him for doing something stupid as calling for a founder item when a glint in the sky adverted them that something was coming at great speed.
The loud crash resounded in the area as the object impacted near the female dragon, when everybody got a better look they identified the object as a desk
"Haha Potty can't even summon the correct item" shouted a blonde ferret
Many where thinking as if the charm flunked, well except for one
"That's my desk" sobbed the headmaster
Inspecting closer Harry found what he was looking for a jewel hilted sword, of course the soul bound papers and will of his parents were pocked without thinking
"HARRY" the cry from the bushy haired witch he calls a friend make him turn around immediately with the sword in hand, only to stuck it on the mouth of the dragon that wanted a snack, piercing the brain and killing it instantly
"well just like the basilisk, just hope dragons aren't as poisonous"
Caring for them
"It's not like you had a dragon as a pet to know their weakness" mumbled the professor
"He is right; I haven't had to deal with dragons since first year with Norbert Harid's Drag….." he never finished his sentence before sprinting to his half-giant friend's hut, he may not know anything of dragons but Hagrid researched them and knows how to deal with them, just like Norbert, Fluffy and Aragogg
The day of the Task
This time a Confident Harry waited in the tent, and it seems to unnerve the other champions since he had draw the most vicious of all the dragons, even Cedric thought the poor kid lost it
Harry only smiled while patted his pocket on his robe, remembering that he was so happy of selecting the right dragon that when Hermione came a hug him, he actually returned the hug and even stealed a small kiss earning a gasp from the young witch along with a blush
When his turn came, he walked confidently toward the Creature, everybody was looking at him specially the smile on his face, to everybody it was like someone marching to his own doom, he didn't stop until he was right in front of the dragon
The Hungarian Horntail watched this small human with interest, while the other were loud or ran screaming this one come normally, and for some reason smelled delicious, well if he tries anything she might take a snack that and she was hungry
Harry checked a bit before grabbing something from his pocket and before tossing it in front of him.
Engorgio
The enlargement charm worked neatly making the strips of bacon grew till they were the size of a dog and as large as an anaconda "Here" he offers them to the horntail
The dragon was floored, was that bacon, she had heard about it from her cousins that was the only thing respectable the humans created, she thought it was a myth, just like the tales of her grandfather of humans offering tributes to them
Casually getting near, she takes a bite, then other and before she know it the whole strip was being chewed in her mouth, meanwhile the human just got near her head ans started scratching the third horn to the right earning a dragon equivalent of a purr
"Hagrid was right, caring a dragon is easier than battleting, and way much easier than an Acromantula"
Nothing to lose
Harry Potter was having something close to a seizure by the panic, but it grew worse when his female best friend hugged him with all her might, only one thing came to his mind in that instant "I am going to die" the female friend hugged harder making him notice a bit her attributes "great I am going to die, I haven't even kissed a pretty witch or made something from my life… why haven't I noted Hermione is a girl, sigh well not use crying over the spilled milk, if I am going to die better have no regrets bout it"
With that crossing his mind he only separated himself a bit from her before looking into her confused face and Kissed her, on the lips, not separating until both needed the air, and with that he went to pick up a dragon from Bagman leaving a dazzled witch with a blush, a big smile and a longing gaze.
Some time later, he was trying to fight the dragon with everything he noticed a grim on the stands meaning Sirius was watching him, along with Hermione "ok it's time"
Accio Firebolt
The broom speeded to his direction, but before he reached the dragon followed his movement and in a powerful bite, snapped his broom in tow, the pieces flied to the stand hitting the bushy haired witch and the grim
"NOOOOOOO" Ok this was it, everybody has a limit before they snap, and Harry just reached his
"You good for nothing Over grown lizard, yes you I am sick of this, you can try burning me, it doesn't matter my aunt does it every time she has the bloody opportunity" the teenage screamed confusing the dragon while not noticing the headmaster pale under that glare of his staff "you can even try to kill me I am alright with that since they are people trying that since I am 1 year old, and those attempt increased in this school" actually snarled making the dragon retreat a bit had she made a mistake " Heck you can even take my only source of freedom since I lived in a cupboard, but you crossed the line" lifting his wand and started gathering power "after the betrayal of a so called friend I only have few people to care and not only you damaged them but you did all above in only an instant"
The Horntail actually went backward "Now Hungarian Horn Tal PREPARE T DIE" and with that The-boy-who-lived jumped to action
(The following scene was censored for the gore and violence against animals"
A bloodied teenager walked to the golden egg between the dragon eggs, leaving behind a smear on the floor that used to be a dragon, when he finally picked up the egg and finished the task, he turned around and faced the audience that had a green face or fainted at the violence in front of them "ok anything else" he asked, seeing them shook their head he continues "Ok the I wont return to my relatives, any atemp and you would end up like that" Signaling the rest of the dragon "I wont be harassed anymore and if someone take my Teatracle Tart they are in for it to" before walking down to the tent.
Later in the dinner
"So when do we start going to Hogsmead" asked his now bushy-haired girlfriend while she seated near him, "Did I miss something" she asked while looking around seeing everybody eyeing them with fear and she like a loony (she was unconscious on the violent sequel and didn't believe the other when they told her about it)
Meanwhile Harry Potter was observing the tower of tarts and cakes in front of him, lets just say that he wouldn't return to the Dursleys any time soon
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I was a bit bored, when this strange ideas came to my mind, I kind of blame Rorschach's Blot and his Odd Ideas for it (you really write some good or funny stories), along with other that made some funny one shots, this will be my version of some really random. By the way i have seen some chalenges posted, ow does one enters, do i have to PM or ask permision to the one the issued the chalenge or i can freely post the story based on the challenge