You are now entering chatroom 10457: HEY GUYYYYSS~
Renge: Hey! I finally downloaded one of those instant messagers, and I made you guys all accounts!!
Hikaru: Fantastic. =.=
Kaoru: Don't you have a life?
Tamaki: Come on guys, don't be so mean! It'll be fun! We can
Honey: ..Uhh..Tama-chan..? Gonna finish that sentence?
Mori: ...
Tamaki: Sorry. I was brutally assaulted by Kyouya. He's mad at us for spending so much money.
Honey: Aww, Tama-chan, you poor thing!
Kyouya: Don't feel sorry, Honey-senpai. He deserves it. We are now about twenty-thousand yen in debt. -_-
Hikaru: ..Woah. That's some deep shit, mom.
Kyouya: ..I'm not your mother.
Kaoru: But you wish you were~
Honey: Guys! Stop fighting! Make 'em stop, Takashi!!
Mori: ..Stop.
Tamaki: Woah, woah, woah. Where's my lovely daughter?!
Haruhi: Right here, senpai. -.- I wanted to avoid speaking as long as possible..
Tamaki: But..but why?!
Renge: GUYS!! We need to get down to business. Our guests have been sending me various emails with many questions for you guys to answer. Now let's get to it.
Honey: Ooh, yay~
Renge: Now, now. The first question is: Haruhi. What host would you prefer to marry, and why?
Haruhi: ..Honestly.. Kaoru. Why? Because. Tamaki's annoying as hell, Kyouya scares me, Mori's too quiet, Honey's too cute and little, and Hikaru's too mean.
Hikaru: What?!?! Don't even think about marrying my Kaoru!
Haruhi: I'm not going too! Stop being so over protective!
Kaoru: ..NEXT QUESTION, RENGE.
Renge: Okay, okay. This one's for all of you: What kind of.. fetish do you have? o.e (I'm afraid to hear these answers, guys.)
Hikaru: ..Dresses.
Kaoru: ..o//o
Honey: What does he mean by that, Takashi?
Mori: ..When you're older, Mitsukuni.
Renge: Anyway.. Uh, what about you, Honey-senpai?
Honey: Cake, of course~!
Renge: Well..Okay then. Tamaki?
Tamaki: Well, I don't know about me, but sometimes Kyo-chan makes me wear his glasses when we-fsdedr7ejdfcg [=h\]9548we36235 1q T5TUDJH437.,ljo
Kyouya: He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's delusional.
Renge has left the room.
So, whatcha think? I wanted to do something simple and funny.
I may add more chapters later. ^_^