Authors note: Just a crappy chapter to start everything off. The John in the chat is my wonderful friend Alexis 3 There will be more to come
Never had something so strange ever happened to Dave, in fact he had never heard of something like this happening to anyone in his life. He had tried to convince himself that maybe he was imagining something, considering before he went to bed the night before he had eaten the leftover pizza from the day before. That was always risky when you lived with Bro.
But after a bit of poking and prodding and trying to figure things out he realized that this was no his imagination, this was in fact, real.
Dave motherfucking Strider was now a girl.
Most guys wonder what it would be like if it were a girl, and sure when his friends would ask about it Dave would joke around and say that he would just do things to himself or look at his boobs. It was all just a joke though, in the reality of it, he had no idea what the fuck he was supposed to do. Dave liked being a guy, he liked being able to lift heavy things, liked having the slight abs that he had at the age of seventeen. Hell he even liked his dick. Now that wasn't even there.
The day had started normal for him, waking up practically drowning in a pile of smuppet ass. His Bro had a habit of just dumping them all on him when he was sleeping. Dave was used to it at this point and he got up with a big yawn, stretching his arms above his head and pushing himself from his smuppet cocoon he seemed to have gotten himself into. Dave would usually just sleep in his boxers without a shirt on, so the cold air hitting him wasn't that weird. When he got up and went to the bathroom though, everything too a spiral towards the freakiest shit Dave had ever experienced in his life.
"What the hell?"
He said, staring down at what was supposed to be his dick.
Freaking out a bit he tugged back on his boxers and looked in the mirror. On his chest was something he never thought he'd see, boobs. He wasn't small either, they were quite large and Dave groped them a bit, unbelieving of this. As for what was in his boxers, he didn't even want to look, the thought just grossed him out. A bit panicked he walked into his room and sat down at the computer, grabbing a random shirt off his desk and slipping it on, logging onto pesterchum.
- turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 19:43 -
TG: john
TG: john are you there
TG: please fucking tell me youre there i am freaking out
EB: hey dave :B
EB: woah why?
TG: something weird happened all right
TG: i woke up this morning
TG: and it was all normal
TG: i was practically drowning in plush rumps
TG: and when i was more awake
TG: i noticed something
TG: john im a girl bro
TG: i have girly parts
EB: woah.
EB: woah.
EB: what..?
EB: that makes like no sense.
TG: no it doesnt
TG: but it happpened
TG: and im confused
TG: and sort of grossed out
Dave ran a hand through his hair, not even wanting to look down at this point. He was about to maybe check again, to see if he really was just imagining things, but the sound of someone pestering him snapped him out of it.
EB: so wait
EB: does this mean you're a girl?
EB: like, you have uh
EB: boobs?
TG: what a wonderful observation you have made
TG: do you want a prize for stating the more than obvious?
TG: yes i have boobs now
EB: sorry sorry jeez!
EB: that's really weird
EB: but, kinda cool!
EB: as dumb as it sounds, what do boobs even feel like?
EB: are they soft? :B
TG: jesus christ egbert
TG: i guess
EB: hehe oh gosh you actually felt them!
EB: you're a perv dave!
Dave's hands froze on the keyboard and he just shook his head. Well of course he would feel them he wanted to know if they were fucking real or not. That's the moment he had begun to freak out. Everything happening was just not normal. And then it dawned on him, his Bro wasn't home. Sometimes he had a habit of just disappearing and not coming home for a week. That could only mean one thing, Dave was stuck with this until he could ask Bro what the hell was going on. That could take forever.
TG: im not a perv egbert
TG: i was just trying to see if these things actually existed
EB: no, we both know you totally did it because you could. but anyway wow that's like really really weird!
EB: i actually don't know how to respond to this..
EB: uh, is it like, heavy?
EB: your chest that is
TG: kind of
TG: look i just came on to ask you a question
TG: bro isnt home and i was hoping i could maybe come over
TG: i need my bud to help me out cause im not staying home alone like this
TG: shits creepy i need something normal
EB: oh okay, yeah sure i can come over!
TG: no can i come over idiot?
TG: my room is way too messy for that
EB: oh okay yeah i guess.
EB: sorry
TG: no big deal see you soon
- turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 21:11 -
Dave powered down his computer and walked around the room, finding a wife beater to wear and scowling when it barely fit him cause of his newly formed breasts. They were pushed up a bit and the cleavage made him scowl. Pulling on his shirt over top of it he nodded to himself, that was a lot better, at least he couldn't see it then. With that he packed himself a bag and slung it over a shoulder, not even bothering to lock the door as he trudged over to the house next door, banging on the door.
"Egbert, open the fucking door."
"I'm coming, I'm coming!"
The door was unlocked to show a very tired and shocked looking John. His hair was disheveled and his eyes were not as bright as they would usually be when he was wide awake yet they were wide enough. It seemed like he had just woken up when Dave pestered him because he was still clad in his ghost busters pajamas.
"Wow, you weren't kidding Dave. You really are like... A girl now! Even your voice changed." Dave narrowed his eyes behind his shades at how the other spoke about him changing like it just wasn't a big deal. At the same time it was creeping Dave out a bit. John was looking at him differently.
"Haha how fucking awesome that is John. Can I come in?"
"Yeah of course!"
John seemed a bit flustered as he opened the door a little more, trying to allow Dave to some in and Dave shook his head slowly. This was too much for him, he didn't want to be looked at as if he was just some random chick. Though he had to admit, he wasn't that bad looking. At the same time it was like his best bro had some creepy crush on him and he wasn't exactly okay with that. He wanted to be looked at as Dave, just his best bro.
"So uh, your nipples are sort of showing dude..."
"Shut the fuck up John."