Ichiru was having a hard time falling asleep. He had tried everything, heck he even read a history textbook, but nothing worked. So he tossed and turned, until he thought he heard Zero's voice.
"Zero?" he whispered. When there wasn't a response, Ichiru rolled to face his twin. As he realized that Zero was still asleep, he wondered "Did he ever talk in his sleep before?"
Unable to resist embarrassing the poor hunter, Ichiru began to videotape him. As if on cue Zero rolled onto his back, a small smile on his lips. He threw his head back; squirming a bit. A sigh was heard as Zero exclaimed, "Oh, Kaname!" By now, Ichiru was practically rolling on the floor with laughter. But it got better!
"Ugh…. bite me, Kaname…. damn!" Zero groaned, "Harder…. God…..harder… Kaname I'm… I'm going to come! I love you too, Kaname."
Well Ichiru couldn't have asked for a better performance. Laughing to himself, he snuck back into his bed. He needed his sleep; he had big plans for tomorrow.
The next morning a huge assembly was called. Packed in the gym, both the Day and Night Classes waited patiently. As the last couple of students filled in, Zero took his seat next to Yuki.
Headmaster Cross stood on the front stage. "Quiet down, everyone! This morning we have been given a homemade movie by one of our own students to raise school spirit." Students grumbled and began to leave, "Anyone who leaves is getting a week of detention! Ok, roll it."
The projector flipped on to show Ichiru talking to the camera. He waved, " Hey everyone, Ichiru KIryu here! There has been a lot of talk about the Night Class and I think it needs to be straightened out. I have been hearing most Day Class guys complaining about them, but I feel we should all be friends."
As the film was running, Zero stared at the screen in disbelief. How dumb WAS Ichiru? It wasn't until he heard, "And to demonstrate this is my twin brother, Zero.", that his head shot up. There on the screen was a picture of him sleeping!
Ichiru continued, "Yes Zero has a soft side. He only acts scary so no one will know his true feelings." Then the film he had recorded the night before began to play. Gasps and laughter could be heard all over the place as "Oh, Kaname!" echoed through the room.
Still in the audience, the hunter was bright red and ready to kill. He knocked over his chair as he quickly searched for a way to end his misery. But by the time he found the power outlet, it was over; now everyone knew his secret. Furious, he went to find Ichiru.
Meanwhile, a certain pureblood was looking for the twins too. He had already gotten the DVD but he had no intention of parting with it. Instead, Kaname snapped a blank disc in half. Then when he found the brothers; he simply cleared his throat "Zero , here's the DVD", tossed him the blank disc, and went back to the Moon Dorms.
Why did Kaname keep the original? Many nights you can hear it being played in his private dorm, but there will be more groans than just Zero's. So, let's just say Kaname is a fan of the hunter's work.