ReaderxLen
AN: hhaaaayyy so dis bee mi lenxyou fanshit thesr kinds of fics are my fave because they mak me fell liek somethong that doent exists loves me and validates my existence like a fuckin hikikimori asshole aND IF U DONET LICK MY FACK THEN U CCAN SHIT OUT A PLANTY LOVECHILD, I REPLIED
pls comment and r and r thanku!
Chaptr uno:
Len was jakin his banabe dik with the peel and u walked in oh eh whoops i mean _ walked in so u can paste this into word put ur name in and masturbate to this fic anywaY len was all like holy shit and _¿ slamed the door and sais "i didn't see everything but i did" and len was all fuck all tiem
and then _ said "i don'te car that u hev an uncircumsized banana duck it's naturel" and then len was like fuvk that shit u danm u fuckin bag gachapoid is my only love so then _killed gachapoid and len sais "im gay but i will have sex w/ u foreva" b/c obviusly gay ppl only exist to be sexualized by 12yr old girls on the internet
obviously
ans tHen len and me had ssssaaaaccckkkkssss and jesus watched and was lik e holy me shit and then len's banana cackackabckkavkaock ecploded and he had no dick now goobay
AN: okaaay so this was mt first somebodyxreader fic and i think that it was really good and also if u want to suggest a fik topic/pairing i'm cool w/ thaat anD IF U DIDN'T LIKE THE FICK THEN U OBVI HAVE BAD TASTE SO YOU PROBABLY LIKE TO EAT SHIT FOR BRUNCH DUUUHHHHHHH XDD XD XDDDDDDDd
keep fuckin them ponies neckbeard