A/N: I do not own the Twilight series. Stephenie Meyer does. I don't own the Gossip Girl novels, either. Cecily Von Ziegesar does. Now stop making me feel bad and let's get on with it!


'Look at those psycho triplets, jeez, they really think they're vampires! Such losers.'

I hated it. No, I didn't.

Ever since Stephenie Meyer's vampire saga became famous worldwide, our lives have been easier—in some way.

We were able to go through weeks without changing our contacts every two hours.

We didn't have to wear those heater-slash-state of the art sweat suits just so we'll sweat like every human being.

We were able to dance at parties without pretending to feel tired.

We didn't even have to pretend to eat those icky human food at lunch!

Who are we?

We're the Cullen triplets.

And our lives are bound to get better—or worse.


A/N: What do you think? Review please!