A/n: Ok before you read on let me just make it clear, this is just a little comedy I hope no one gets offended by it personally it's just my opinion and I really have nothing against any of the wrestlers.
John Cena- Some fans older then 12
Umaga- FHHSJFH
Edge- Randy
Randy- Edge
Big Show- More fudge pops
Maria- giggles A Dicktonary (giggles did I spell that right?)
Matt Hardy- More fans (Jeff has more cries)
Jeff Hardy- More skittles and Paint
Torrie- Some air time where I'm actually wrestling instead of just being a whore backstage
Victoria- A bigger check off list, I have no competition
Lashley- More steroids
Chris Masters- More body oil
Vince- More ratings!
DX- More green spray paint
Coach- More ass to kiss
Candice- A pretty splint for my broken nose
Carlito- More hair spray (this hair does not take care of itself)
Eugene- I'm special!
Johnny Nitro- More tight pants
Melina- Some more cough drops (I scream so much I need more!)
Mercury- Plastic surgery for my face
Shelton Benjamin- Why does it always have to be a WHITE Christmas, why not a black one. I want it to snow black snowflakes!
Viscera- Some more girls who love to eat
Snitsky- Some feet to smell
A/n: Lol ok I'm done, sorry I had to write that it was to funny not to write. Anyway please review and again don't take it seriously I like them all as well.