13 Ways To Annoy Sweeney Todd
1. Get Toby to call him 'Daddy.'
2. Ask to borrow his eyeliner.
3. Force him to read Sweeney/Turpin, Sweeney/Beadle, and/or Sweeney/Mrs. Lovett fan fictions… that are rated M!
4. Paint his walls pink with unicorns on them.
5. Walk beside him singing The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd… Repeatedly.
6. Wear a bicycle helmet at all times. When he asks you why, tell him 'As part of my astronaut training.' When he asks you what an astronaut is, scream 'YOUR MAMA!' And then run away.
7. Disassemble your pen and 'accidentally' flip the ink cartridge across the room to where he is standing.
8. Begin all sentences with 'OMG!, LOL!, LMAO!, or my favorite Oh Laa Laa!'
9. Fling rubber bands at his back, then quickly look away when he turns around, whistling innocently.
10. Smile… All the time.
11. Plant grass in his shop. When he comes in, yell at him for stepping on it. Put up a 'Keep Off The Grass' sign in the middle of the room.
12. Read a phone book loudly and excitedly. ( Oh wow! It's Curtis Burt, 1-410-075-2911! )
13. As soon as he turns out the light, start singing famous operas. When he turns them back on and looks at you, look around the room, looking confused.